What Happened To Bella Janke?

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I remember at one time she was the Kiwifarms Supervillain; it seemed everyone was talking about her Chris Chan channels were milking her for days, but now you never hear or see anything about her. What happened?
 
The chris-chan enjoyers became a little too autistic in their a-logging. Dear Leader was forced to send in gestapo and conduct a purge. Many kiwis were dissappeared.....

*error*

Jannies restored order following counter revolutionary activities by overly zealous party members who exceeded the scope of their authority. All those involved are currently being retrained in offline camps and will return in due course. Any further questions comrade?
 
Hopefully where ever she is the people around her continually figure out her real name and what she did. Wishful thinking.
 
Her school's subreddit organized students to get her expelled, but only succeeded in getting her suspended for two years (which is basically the equivalent to the school saying "lol get the fuck out" by wasting your time without formally expelling you), got her name legally changed, her glowie father paid a company to dilute the SEO on her google search results with fakes so the KF thread wouldn't be at the top (like it used to be), and now she's living life offline (as far as we know). People found out the name change ("Maxine Sidero") so her father repeated the process of drowning out the thread with fakes again.

Her other friends also got suspended too, but I do see that Allen (Omongidale Owobu) did return and finish his degree in pre-med, I doubt many medical schools are going to take him though, considering the fact that his thread with his very easily-searchable name is on page 1 of his search results.

I doubt Bella ever returned to Texas Tech University, waaaay too many students would have recognized her.

She caught a real lucky break that Spooky Bones was such an idiot that he got the entire subforum taken down by his sheer incompetence and weird attempts at power plays.
 
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Neil said:
her glowie father paid a company to dilute the SEO on her google search results with fakes so the KF thread wouldn't be at the top (like it used to be), and now she's living life offline (as far as we know). People found out the name change ("Maxine Sidero") so her father repeated the process of drowning out the thread with fakes again.
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Sometimes I wonder if Michael Janke had a hand in getting us kicked off of Cloudflare. I vaguely recall @Null sharing an image of him schmoozing with Matthew Prince.
 
Neil said:
her glowie father paid a company to dilute the SEO on her google search results with fakes so the KF thread wouldn't be at the top (like it used to be)
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When i google her name, the cwciki is the first result, along with a dozen others detailing what she did
 
Brenda Holiday said:
Hopefully where ever she is the people around her continually figure out her real name and what she did. Wishful thinking.
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Didn’t she have an active criminal record
shes gonna need to expunge that to truly disappear or leave the country.
also she’s gonna leach off her daddy forever, so at some point, she’ll pop up near him.
 
Neil said:
She caught a real lucky break that Spooky Bones was such an idiot that he got the entire subforum taken down by his sheer incompetence and weird attempts at power plays.
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To be fair it was a culture problem more than an isolated broom acting out that got the subforum nuked.
 
Last I saw, she was briefly involved with this other discord troll who was trying to get Chris-Chan into Islam, but she stopped that pretty fast and was within a year of that initial saga.

Theyve all moved on in life basically- for better or worse. I hope its a lesson in

a) not bothering lolcows
b) if you are going to do so, and you think a serious crime is occurring,

please- don't fucking hide the crime, tease at leaking it for internet points, giggle about it with your friends in an edgy discord chat and fail to report it, etc
 
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