What happend to Fat Gollum?

[Chris Konon]

Have you seen this nigga?

 

[Haloperidol]

I hadn’t seen the rest of the picture before and I’m not pleased.

 

[Hitchhiker]

That beautiful bastard flew too close to the sun. Truly a modern day Icarus

 

[Lou Bega]

I can't say that I have...

 

[Cat tit bingo]

He choked on an onion ring

 

[Pagan Min]

Diabeetus.

 

[starborn427614]

Did he eat Samwise?

 

[Laburnum]

He got swept.

 

[dick brain]

Dick fell off and died of shock

 

[crackers breakfast]

became victim of pyrocynical fetish

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He's off collecting gym badges in the great beyond.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

He was last seen sneaking into Mordor.

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

Some say he's still posting here to this day

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Here's the theme song I made for Fat Gollum

I just tried to remake it but I guess most of the lyrical decisions I chose are no longer appropriate and Suno won't process the request and flags it. I don't know why.

 

[OrionBalls]

Did he freak out at someone or was he a sock of a sock?

 

[We Are The Witches]

I remember he disappeared on Valentine's day.

So probably got married, started a family, and working for a successful business in the IT field. Finished paying his house, about to buy a second Range Rover, indulging in hobbies (drumming, but only when wife is outside in the garden), and finishing his passion project: sculpting a scene of the American Revolution in high quality wood.

 

[Soggy Floppa]

Did he freak out at someone or was he a sock of a sock?

Probably a BBL sock like most Q&A posters.