What even is an @Eatler?

[Waifu Days]

If you think @eatler is an avenging spirit, I've got some bad news for you. That was tested and the results were nonconclusive. That begs the question. You know, the question that is the title of the thread. Look, I'm bored. Humor me.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

He's the feeder of the third reich

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

He's Hitler if he ditched veganism.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

the results were nonconclusive

oh my goodness

 

[Waifu Days]

oh my goodness

Mind you, the test were of a questionable and unethical nature.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

He who shall usher in a new era, and one of the realest biggas I know.

 

[Xenu]

He is an omnipresent figure, every time I read a new post on a thread, he's already there with a sticker.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

His last whereabouts were in Argentina where he attempted to start The Fourth Course.

 

[eatler]

Mind you, the test were of a questionable and unethical nature.

Where’s that cake you promised me when we started? That’s the real torture here!

He is an omnipresent figure, every time I read a new post on a thread, he's already there with a sticker.

I apparently should of been ceiling cat because I’m always silently judging

 

[Waifu Days]

Where’s that cake you promised me when we started? That’s the real torture here!

You did everything except get in your underwear and step on the scale. Only piggies that play are piggies that get paid.

 

[parsnip]

Who is @eatler? He can't really be new. He knows too much. Truly a mystery wrapped in a riddle.

 

[Waifu Days]

Who is @eatler? He can't really be new. He knows too much. Truly a mystery wrapped in a riddle.

I have had this thought. I honestly think he joined at a time when a lot of dipshits joined so in comparison and being able to just going with the flow makes him look like a returning oldfag alt.

 

[Moths]

Eatler is a social construct

 

[analrapist]

He's what happens when you take the C out of Catler and replace it with an e.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

i'm convinced you're all just like nine faggots in one discord group

 

[Night Raiders]

@eatler is a spirit, that is the remnant of Odin and the collective Germanic subconsciousness, summoned from the abyss by the highest sorcerers of the SS under the command of Himmler himself, to haunt the post-WW2 Jew world.

85 Hail Eatler

 

[Waifu Days]

@eatler is a spirit, that is the remnant of Odin and the collective Germanic subconsciousness, summoned from the abyss by the highest sorcerers of the SS under the command of Himmler himself, to haunt the post-WW2 Jew world.

85 Hail Eatler

So basically Mundane Matt?

 

[analrapist]

i'm convinced you're all just like nine faggots in one discord group

I'm only on Discord for CTM Masters tournament notifications and Team 0% clears.

 

[eatler]

I have had this thought. I honestly think he joined at a time when a lot of dipshits joined so in comparison and being able to just going with the flow makes him look like a returning oldfag alt.

Now I’m curious to know, if you guys had to pick an old account that sounded a lot like me, who would the old fag be?

 

[Huh what?]

He's probably the nicest guy I've encountered with a swastika in their pfp