What dumb shit should I do while drunk?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I will do none of the things you suggest because I are responsible.

 

[W@rui]

Do a barrel roll.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

Wait until 2-3am.

Start scrolling your phone contact list.

Initiate conversation with people as you feel the inspiration.

Repeat until it is 4-5am.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Wait until 2-3am.

Start scrolling your phone contact list.

Initiate conversation with people as you feel the inspiration.

Repeat until it is 4-5am.

It's all family and friends that may as well be family. They'd just laugh at my weird shitposting.

Do a barrel roll.

Already did that. The cat thought it was lame.

 

[Le b0wski]

Meth.

 

[Town Drunk]

Call your Ex. It will work out this time, honest.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Go for a leisurely drive though a dense town or city

 

[Da Capo]

Go on a helicopter tour.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Prove that you are better than Indians at dodging trains.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Buy a Sig P320

 

[DankSmoker]

Give yourself a haircut.

 

[LarpBait]

get an ass tattoo of some kind.
just make sure you're black-out drunk before it happens so you won't even know what it is until you wake up in the morning

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Ride a bicycle naked

 

[Pagan Min]

Get yourself a whole stack or two of pancakes, and go around the neighborhood stapling them to power-line poles.

 

[Quijibo69]

Watch Ironheart

 

[Achtung Bitter]

Fall in love with a troon, kill yourself when they reject you.

 

[12345]

Light your farts on fire. See if Fireball lives up to it's name!

 

[Second Alter Ego]

Jsutr do what I so, cross state lines anf evade the police

 

[Kamen Rider Faiz]

pay taxes

 

[Ytsuken]

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