What does your ideal cathedral look like?

[Spiny Rumples]

Paint me a picture, write me a poem, or paste a photo if you don't feel like doing those first things. It doesn't have to exist just yet.

 

[DankSmoker]

Bones

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Mine has hookers and blackjack.

 

[WelfareNiggerQueen]

I saw pictures of some giant salt mine used as a tourist spot and something in me told that it would make a beautiful church. Turns out that's a thing

This is the tourist mine. Salina Turda, Romania.

https://acidcow.com/pics/25326-wieliczka-salt-mine-v-an-astounding-subterranean.html

 

[Lithuophile]

Too bad it's miaphysite

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Neoclassical?

 

[Duke Nukem]

I already live in my ideal cathedral, it's called the Lady Killer casino and I'm stationed on the 69th floor.

If you ever come to visit, I've got air hockey, pinball, and, although it was never included in the game, a massive table for miniature wargaming intended for multiple players at a time. Don't laugh, that kind of stuff comes in handy for strategizing against alien invasions and Dr. Proton and any other threats that Earth faces.

 

[Betonhaus]

High arched ceilings with vast murals and massive stained glass windows, with hidden clockwork mechanicals that can open the roof and shutters on the windows.

Oh and a great big honking organ

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Neoclassical?

I mean sure, but why does that appeal to you?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I mean sure, but why does that appeal to you?

I guess because I like the look of marble and the geometry?