What does spank your monkey mean?

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

Why would you guys wanna spank a monkey?

 

[Milkis]

It was this flash game on Miniclip when I was a wee lad. You had to whip your mouse from side to side really fast and it would measure how fast the spank was. I remember I once got a high score and ran out into the kitchen shouting "MOM! MOM! I SPANKED THE MONKEY AT 330 MILES PER HOUR!". After that she told me I couldn't visit Miniclip anymore.

 

[Sergeant Major Buzzkill]

It was this flash game on Miniclip when I was a wee lad. You had to whip your mouse from side to side really fast and it would measure how fast the spank was. I remember I once got a high score and ran out into the kitchen shouting "MOM! MOM! I SPANKED THE MONKEY AT 330 MILES PER HOUR!". After that she told me I couldn't visit Miniclip anymore.

No wonder it didn't bleed from that spank action.

 

[ThicClaw]

That's animal abuse don't do that.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

My penis is very long, thin, furry, and prehensile.
Its mischief is often confused for naughtiness but I find it responds better to a piece of fruit and a cigarette.

 

[Blouie]

It's kind of like chokin the chicken

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Shame on all you animal abusers when you could be culturally appropriating the Japanese .

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

It means to masturbate.

 

[Julius Streicher]

Want to see me spank this monkey?

 

[Soycast Guy]

It's kind of like chokin the chicken

Kinda like stroking the snake.

 

[Pee Cola]

Wasn't that a Peter Gabriel song from the '80s?

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

It means "striking with the palm a simian of the order primate"

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

It means the monkey was naughty and deserves to be punished.