Science What Does ‘Military Grade’ Really Mean? - Lots of consumer products boast of being durable enough for government use. But are they really?

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'Military grade' can create confusion. / Dave Nagel/The Image Bank via Getty Images

Search for the term “phone case” on Amazon and you’ll be greeted with a daunting number: over 100,000 results. You can, of course, narrow it down by color or design, but case manufacturers are also keen on differentiating their products in another way: Claiming their case is “military grade.”

The consumer is left to infer their phone could survive a shelling or chemical warfare—or at least being dropped on the kitchen floor. You can also find the term on everything from vehicles to LED flashlights to baseball bats. But what does “military grade” really mean?

The short answer: Whatever manufacturers want.

Like a lot of vaguely worded consumer product labels, “military grade” can be applied by anyone for any reason. There is no third party—much less the United States government—evaluating it for durability. It’s nothing more than a marketing strategy meant to persuade people into thinking an item is trustworthy enough for military operations.

It’s true there is a military standard developed by the Department of Defense, dubbed MIL-STD-810, which lays out testing protocols for equipment intended for government use. And it’s also true that product manufacturers can apply those protocols to their own products. But it’s by no means mandatory to apply any or all of them. More importantly, manufacturers conduct their own testing. It’s not as though a product has passed or failed a government-supervised inspection. “Military grade” can simply mean it measured up to at least one standard for materials, shock absorption, temperature resistance, vibrations, or other variable. It can also mean someone did no testing at all.

It’s difficult to pin down when the phrase came into widespread use. Ads for a 1990 Sumo home audio component touted “military-grade specifications.” In recent years, Ford has hyped its F-150 truck’s “military-grade, aluminum alloy” body. It’s the same alloy, Ford states, used in some military vehicles.

Writing for Task & Purpose in 2022, author Jeff Schogol argued that a product that strictly adhered to military standards may not be such a good idea anyway. Contracts for simple products are often awarded to the lowest bidders, who may not have an eye on product quality. The result can be a disappointing end-user experience, like sleeping bags that don’t keep anyone warm or earplugs that don’t work.

“For those who have been issued gear only to see it fall apart after the most gentle of wear and tear, something that is ‘military grade’ is ‘a piece of sh-t,’” Schogol writes.

That might be a bit too cynical. Some companies use MIL-STD-810 as a litmus test that results in a demonstrably more durable product. Laptop maker Asus, for example, puts select models through environmental testing that make for a rugged product, though they’re quick to note it “does not indicate a particular fitness for military use.”

When it comes to phone cases, there’s another caveat: While military-style testing might reduce the chances of visible damage, not all companies test for damage to internal components. A case that saves a screen may not save the microphone inside the phone.

In the end, “military grade” holds about as much weight as “space-age materials,” or “world famous.” It’s probably better to focus on the most enduring of consumer slogans: “buyer beware.”

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If civilians truly had access to "military grade" weapons, everyone would be carrying around shitty, beaten-up M16A2s.
 
It means contract a company to make things as cheaply and as impractical as possible then use it for decades longer than its recommended lifespan. Extra points if corruption is involved. I was in a western country's army so not some shithole you expect to be corrupt. The corruption is still there but it's more abstract because you can't just take bribes or steal shit. A guy was in charge of replacing a piece of equipment. There was a trial of the contenders. Everyone loved one of them. It was practical, high quality, and ergonomic. Everyone hated one of them. It was constantly breaking, wasn't fit for the job, and actually caused injuries. No one in the trial rated it positively. The big man officer in charge decided to go with the one everyone hated. It was adopted. Shortly afterwards the guy who made the decision left the army and got a new job working for the company that made the equipment he chose to be used by the army. The new equipment lasted for about 5 years before the higher ups replaced it with the one from the trial everyone liked. It was causing too many injuries so it was cheaper to just bite the bullet and get a new one then continue with the shitty one.
 
Military grade means "built to a specific price point determined by a table of fossils in the pentagon, and manufactured by a company in a politically favorable voting district"
 
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