What does it mean when your piss comes out ice-cold?

[Power Ranger Monster]

Asking for a now-former friend.

 

[Shidoen]

Your internal boiler ain’t working

 

[Epoch]

You are dead

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Gotta stick your balls in a mug of hot water

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

It means you are either masturbating too much or not enough. We can figure it out together

 

[sneed weed 69]

How did you figure out his piss was cold and why is he a former friend, I feel like these are connected.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

It just means the friend drank a lot of liquids and has a lower body temp than normal.

 

[Pelican Bones]

You're pissing out a ghost. Drink some cranberry juice.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

It means you're cooler than cool

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

You need to drink more cum.