What does gooning mean? - I have a feeling it's not something I want to google

[parsnip]

I keep seeing people called gooners, and I get the feeling it's something gross. Could someone tell me what it means, in the least disgusting way possible

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Jerking off for hours.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Edging and Cooming ritually to the point of meditative estatcy. Like the opposite of what Buddhism and Christianity teach you but with the basic same end results. Instead of prayer fasting and almsgiving it’s porn consooming and selfishness but it makes your neurons go kookoo bonanas.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Back in 2016, "goon" was what you'd refer to your gym buddies as. You could say the words "goon squad" out loud without experiencing immediate embarassment. Surprise surprise, the word was eventually twisted and corrupted by a bunch of coomer faggots who've never touched a weight in their life.

 

[parsnip]

Thank you both. Kids these days and their wanking vocabulary..

 

[parsnip]

Back in 2016, "goon" was what you'd refer to your gym buddies as. You could say the words "goon squad" out loud without experiencing immediate embarassment. Surprise surprise, the word was eventually twisted and corrupted by a bunch of coomer faggots who've never touched a weight in their life.

Yes.. I've only known it by the old meaning and I was sure that wasn't how it was being used now.

 

[gamerweeb1]

Masturbating so much you feel like your dick is gonna fall off.

 

[dick brain]

Edging and Cooming ritually to the point of meditative estatcy. Like the opposite of what Buddhism and Christianity teach you but with the basic same end results. Instead of prayer fasting and almsgiving it’s porn consooming and selfishness but it makes your neurons go kookoo bonanas.

Blasting your brain with the dopaminergic sensory stimuli known to man does not have "the basic same end results" as asceticism and meditation you fucking mong.

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

Blasting your brain with the dopaminergic sensory stimuli known to man does not have "the basic same end results" as asceticism and meditation you fucking mong.

I directly stated it’s in direct Reverse of those tenants but the goal of “enlightenment” has reverse polarities. Instead of rejecting the world and Turning away from the self its subcomming to your animal brain and allowing the world to puppet your neurochemcial balance.

 

[eatler]

In my heart it’s still about robbing houses with the joker.

 

[Birdie0]

Basically a porn addict but Redditors and discord troons usually use it as a catch all term for people that watch porn.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

RETURN TO TRADITION

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

goon used to be a name for thugs,heavies. Labor union days

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

it's similar to sounding

 

[Ventrue]

In the 90's it was what one man did in the wrestling ring because the hockey ring wasn't enough.

 

[Rungle]

Its a term ss13 players use when they play on goonstation

 

[Doji]

Basically a porn addict but Redditors and discord troons usually use it as a catch all term for people that watch porn.

This is not wrong, but it's also mostly used against people that interact with porn online in social media and such. Not just porn, also anything remotely sexual.

Gooner accusers probably watch just as much porn if not more. They're also mostly zoomers.

 

[Pillar of Autism]

It means that you yell "IT'S DA FREAKIN' BAT" at every given opportunity.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

It's the act of being a member of the Something Awful forums.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

It's the act of being a member of the Something Awful forums.

Specifically, what you do staring at pictures of mangosteens for a long time.