What do you think heaven would be like?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I would imagine it would be a beautiful resort with nice warm weather. You could take a dip in the pool and then catch up a game of tennis with Hitler.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

It's whatever you want it to be as chemicals flood your dying brain in your last moments making you see whatever you think you should be seeing just before everything goes black forever.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Ignore the aids laughtrack

 

[User names must be unique]

Heaven is a hell where there is suffering and problems but everyone gets along and they enjoy working hard together to solve problems and make every day better than the last.

Hell is a heaven where there is no suffering or problems but the people are bored, listless and insufferable to one another.

If there is a creator he instilled into us a desire and drive to improve ourselves, the world and to be good to one another. Paradise would be miserable after a week or two.

 

[Skitarii]

Heaven is a hell where there is suffering and problems but everyone gets along and they enjoy working hard together to solve problems and make every day better than the last.

Africa is heaven, big love jah

 

[User names must be unique]

Africa is heaven, big love jah

"but everyone gets along and they enjoy working hard"

No

 

[MrTroll]

Naked little girls everywhere, probably.

 

[MoffAlbert]

A lot like Dixie, I would hope. If not, I don't want to go.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

There are numerous descriptions of Heaven in the Christian Bible, all of them mostly aligning with the popular depictions of gold-paved streets, pearly gates and otherworldly trees of everlasting life sustaining a vast expanse of splendor and tranquility. So, if you believe in the Bible, that's what you have to look forward to. If you want to go for the more metaphorical route, Heaven is similar to life on Earth, but with the direct presence of and unity with God eliminating worldly vices and issues.

Sounds based to me.

 

[FATTESTCUNT 2.0]

A fucking nightmare.

 

[Yamamura]

The site loads all image attachments correctly the first time and videos load within seconds.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Boring as fuck.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

I’d like to think it’s a place where you can look at events from the past and future in a “read only” setting. So you can look at historical events etc.

I’d also like to think you can talk to other people who have died. Family members etc.

 

[together~we~peel]

I hope it's just a room full of notebooks that are full questions you ask so when i read them i could reach a level of omniscients that could never be achieved.

 

[feralteen]

i've sawn heaven it's just matpat fucking swiss cheese