What do you like about Ethan Ralph? - Unironically.

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His tenacity. After that first beatdown he took in Portugal, you would think he would take some time to convalesce. I certainly would, if I got my face pounded into a crater like he did. However, I'm not Ralph. He said fuck that and went straight back to Portugal a few weeks later and let everyone know where he was, like a motherfucking boss. Then he got his ass kicked again, this time on camera. Did it slow him down? Fuck no. Now he's in Mexico preparing to play touch butt with the cartels. The dude's like the Romans in the first Punic War. Four whole fleets lost because the dipshits didn't know what bad weather looks like, and they still kept going and won. Keep going, Ralph. I'm sure it won't end with a video featuring you, alot of blood, and Funky Town playing in the background.
 
That one time he tried to raise money for the childhood cancer charity where youtube and the charity fucked him (and the kids) over for it on account of a hit piece by a journalist. First I ever heard of him, and the only thing he's ever done that I think he can be commended for.

Also his kid diddler hat is fucking hilarious and has made me laugh every time I've seen it. So there's that.
 
I appreciate that Ralph puts boots on the ground to get his ass kicked and embarrass himself, rather than just mouth off from behind a computer.

And I'll never forget the shart that changed the world. I was hospitalized when he shit himself on stream last year. The posts about it on this site, the various commentary videos and his refusal to admit the truth made me laugh really hard during a difficult time.
 
Toivo Antikainen said:
Since Nick Fuentes became rich enough to not depend on superchats anymore he stopped reading them and the show suffered as consequence. You gotta give it to Gunt, he could have Donald Trump as guest and he'd tell him to shut up to read some superchats!
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I have to add to this: I'm team Gunt when its Anal First vs Gunt, and I thoroughly enjoyed Gunt taking a big fat shit on those pederasts. I'd side with Satan if the other side was pedophiles.

Also for the first time in an era, Jewrsh and Gunt had a show. And damn if he didn't tell Jewrsh to shut up to read superchats lol
 
Regardless of his shortcomings he is a top tier entertainer, unintentional or not.

It doesn't matter whether he is hosting debates, hollering or going on a xanax-fuelled vision quest and consulting with his spirit guide Andrew Tate; the man is entertaining and you can never take that away from him.
 
What do I like about Ralph?

Retards have this naivety about them and unrealistic optimism about matters, it is only shared by either retards or exceptionally narcissistic intelligent persons; and we know Ralph isn't in the latter.

It would be nice to be able to live life even smiling as one goes over the cliff to certain doom. So perhaps it isn't what I like about Ralph but more that I am jealous I can't be that stupid.
 
He is a good clown, and damn the ragepig never gives up. Like a real life Snorri, the mentally challenged dwarf.

He kicked the catboys for being asked to be sober. Hogs got giant balls.
 
Ralph took the unchecked rage, low cunning and rank stupidity, embodied by the villain of the week in any given episode of Justified and transformed these unpromising ingredients into a living soap opera. He has provided years of top-rate entertainment; just not in the way that he intended, or would wish to be remembered. It is a shame that we are probably approaching the end of his arc, but what an arc it has been.
 
I don't "like him" as such.

I think he can be superficially charismatic, but I've always said he is literally nothing more than a more social Matt Jarbo, but with a lot more vices.

Its fun to watch him ruin his life, but im not sure that is "liking" him.

Also, just cause he was wired up on cocaine yesterday doesn't mean he isn't ready to go on a new crusade against Josh as soon as Josh "betrays" him after they "patched everything up" and became "internet friends" again yesterday, cause that is what happened in Ralph's mind, even if he made no actual attempt to apologize or anything.
 
Telemeter said:
I don't "like him" as such.

I think he can be superficially charismatic, but I've always said he is literally nothing more than a more social Matt Jarbo, but with a lot more vices.

Its fun to watch him ruin his life, but im not sure that is "liking" him.

Also, just cause he was wired up on cocaine yesterday doesn't mean he isn't ready to go on a new crusade against Josh as soon as Josh "betrays" him after they "patched everything up" and became "internet friends" again yesterday, cause that is what happened in Ralph's mind, even if he made no actual attempt to apologize or anything.
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Oh definately. He burned the catboi ranch for being asked to go to a rally sober. He'll chimp at Null if he breathes wrong.
 
I like that Ralph is a wonderful example of how not to handle addiction or recovery, since he never confronts the demons that drove him to substance abuse in the first place. They should make after school specials out of his xannie clips
 
He is, relative to the sector, an more honest asshole as opposed to the gayop syndicates. He's akin to Ghost in that regard, and that has made them both lasting entertainers.
 
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