What do I do if a dog humps me - I am not a white girl

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

I don't like it when dogs perform sex acts on me because I'm not a white woman. So what do I do when a dog humps me?

 

[Local Fed]

Shove a block of cheddar cheese in its face and yell "DOWN, NULL! DOWN! JUST BECAUSE I'M FAT IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN HAVE SEX WITH ME!"

 

[Solomon Bundy]

You should be big enough compared to the dog to execute either a Jackknife Powerbomb or a Belly-to-Belly Suplex. I suggest the former, although the latter will have more visceral results.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Humpback

 

[DankSmoker]

Since the owner is at fault you're going to have to start humping them.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Get on the chair and scream like there's a rapist in the house.

 

[MrTroll]

 

[Feefee81093]

Use the rod, beat the child. That's my moto.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

Hump Him Back

 

[break these cuffs]

Marry it so you're not living in sin

 

[Tablet County]

Well, medieval law decrees that it must be killed for committing beastliness with a human, and you must be killed now that you have been tainted.

 

[OrionBalls]

Bleach your skin to the desired results.

 

[KID NAMED SCHWARMAPUNK]

 

[FailurePersonifiedV2]

Ngl I just tackle those niggas and pin them fr on dog

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

say thank you & offer it roses
not chocolates. don't give doggies chocolates