What did your last shit look like?

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Will you heathens please use the Bristol Stool Chart when describing your poop. It's only common courtesy.
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I once took a crap at work that looked exactly like the Virgin Mary, it was freakin' uncanny. I figured it to be some sort of sign from God so I didn't flush and instead went to find someone to verify I wasn't crazy and call the media. My boss looked at me like I was nuts and everyone else either laughed or acted disgusted. I gave up and hurried back to take a picture with my phone, only to see the cleaning lady coming out of the bathroom... 'god bless' she said with a smile. The miracle had been flushed away.
 
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