What did the Easter bunny bring you?

[Catler]

He didn't bring me anything, so I must have been a bad guy this last year.
What did he bring you? Candy, chocolate eggs, peeps?

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

I think if the Easter bunny brings you peeps you have been irredeemable

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Big brown dark chocolate dick

 

[NaggotFigger]

He brought me a fucking nigger back home, my disappointment is inmeasurable, and my day is ruined.

 

[Day Drinking]

My heads real fuzzy and I don't remember much... Oh gawd. Oh LORD NO!!!

I'm guessing he had a good time.

 

[Agarathium1066]

Allergies.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

A bunch of fucking brown shit. People say it's super tasty and shit, but it looks like poop so I don't trust it.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

A hooker and 100 bucks.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Rabbit droppings and his unwanted children.

 

[Dialtone]

An Easter basket full of smeg

 

[SNEED.EXE]

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

Told a guy I liked him. Instead of just saying he didn't like me back, he spent the next hour telling me how he likes the physical features of black people (implying he didnt like me cause i'm not a nigger) and proceeded to ghost me.

 

[Moths]

An Easter basket full of smeg

Ooh did he bring you a new oven?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Dog shit. Literal dog shit.