What did Null do to you? - Thread for Null-victims

[conodont]

null killed all of my family members and imprisoned me for 1000 years. worst of all, he subtracted 10000000000 social credit points from me and told the CCP i was 2.21% uyghur. i am currently being taken to a re-education camp

 

[vomitusdeux]

Taught me how to take my opsec further and how to be less retarded. also he lets me say the nigger word on his website.
Thanks null!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Anyway I had to send him even more crypto for wasting his time and then in return, he swatted me for being a faggot.

Have you considered not being a faggot? That seems to be the underlying issue here.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Have you considered not being a faggot? That seems to be the underlying issue here.

Huh. You might be onto something.
I dunno.

 

[Garamok]

He was driving his car in front of me and refused to speed up and break the traffic rules.

 

[geocities]

He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

He told me Santa Clause is not real

 

[AIKA]

Made me want to pick up programming.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I heard rumors that Joshua "Null" Moon is attacking Pizza delivery boys for their loot. Some sources even claim that he has grinded through so many delivery boys, that he has even defeated an Elite Pizza Delivery boy.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

guaranteed that my MAC adress is on a fed list

 

[glass_houses]

He told me to lose weight. I can't think of what I've done wrong.

 

[Charred Dinosaur]

Null threatened to burn my funko pop collection and bury me alive if I told anyone I saw him bulleye gooks from a helicopter in some jungle and immedietly proceed to make make steamy, passionate love to a Vietnamese ladyboy in a collapsing bamboo shack when he was supposed to be stopping a DDOS attack

I literally can't stop shaking and crying as I type this but the world needs to know

 

[mannic]

Null is watching me closely.

 

[Nigger Caviar]

Null said my son is kind of girly so he castrated him and said that he will ruin my life if I try to stop him.

Oh wait, thats just the average american school teacher. Haha

 

[Boulevard of Broken Memes]

Insulted my favourite anime waifu

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

He muted me in chat on YouTube when I confessed my love for him

 

[Judex Meus]

Radicalized me against central banking and payment processors.

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

He claims to be a 6-year old princess and has threatened suicide if I leave him.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Radicalized me against central banking and payment processors.

Come now, there’s no reason to be antisemetic