What did Null do to you? - Thread for Null-victims

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Null comes into my dreams with a hitler stache and grabs me by the neo vagina and swings me around like this:
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( picture the monkey being my neogina)

Anyways... He then throws me into a dumpster and just when I thought it was over.. he shot me with a freeze ray and I was stuck in an ice cube.
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my neo bussy maggot hybrid child finds me frozen in the cube and tries to save me.. only for everything to go wrong and I shatter into 1,000,000 pieces.
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Due to not being able to handle the emotional trauma of having xer mom shatter into a billion particles right in her arms.. xe runs out in traffic and kills xerself... That's all because of Null bieng the fasicst transphobic BIGOT he IS!!
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Null made me sit naked at a table. He then put on “the final countdown” by Europe and had me slowly remove with tweezers one piece of lint at a time from my belly button.

Afterward there was an awkward silence. He walked to the fridge, opened the door and said “you don’t have any peanut butter, I’ll go get some”.

He walked out and never returned. But what was really weird about the whole thing was that later that day I looked in the fridge and there was peanut butter. It bothers me to this day.
 
I was working part time as a bar tender at a local bar.
one evening null came in with a large giraffe who he continued to order drinks for.
the giraffe quickly became inebriated and began to sway knocking over the pool table before collapsing.
null got up and made to leave.
I called out "Hey you can't leave that lying there"
null turned and looked me square in the eye and said with out blinking "that's not a lion it's a giraffe" and then left without paying.
 
Provide me with a platform where i can spew nonsense all day, and express myself without holding back. So without further ado: I hate zipper titting fat lefty nigger sniffing groomer defending woke retards, may they hang from high trees and xer's bottom operation be done with a glowing poke.
 
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He implanted in me the irresistible desire to pat him on the head and pinch his little cheeks.
 
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He thought I was British in general chat because I said something like “British suburbs aren’t as bad as France’s” or something disparaging about the froggies.
 
At first I thought he was nice and quite handsome. I trusted him.

And then he told me to bend over. And I felt like something was just wrong.

I tried to get him to stop, but he just kept saying
“Relax I’m an ooperator”.
 
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