What crime has Sandycat been charged with?

[Rozzy]

@SandyCat 's recent mugshot.

 

[not william stenchever]

Eating a meal, a succulent chinese meal. That and multiple counts of arson.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Dunno, but I’ll wager from the avatar that this cunt probably has 2TB worth of federal crimes evidence on his SSD.

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Pedophilla
Beastiality
Animal cruelty
Rape
Murder (probably not because they are to pussy to be that violent unless they are retarded and kill them on accident)

 

[SandyCat]

I once pirated Dune 2000 for PC 5 years ago

 

[not william stenchever]

I once pirated Dune 2000 for PC 5 years ago

You fool you could have just downloaded the OpenRA version and they wouldn't have come for your ass.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

I heard somewhere he was stealing a bunch of shit at the park.

 

[crackers breakfast]

sleeping naked in his own bed

 

[SandyCat]

I heard somewhere he was stealing a bunch of shit at the park.

Its not stealing if its free

 

[AnneRipper1010]

Its not stealing if its free

Public doesn't mean free

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

making bad sandwiches

 

[OrionBalls]

Its not stealing if its free

You do always make sure the stuff is free, first. I can attest to that.

 

[draggs]

Manslaughter!

 

[not william stenchever]

Manslaughter!

Vehicular manslaughter while behind the wheel of an Oscar Meier weinermobile.

 

[Asian tech support]

Vehicular manslaughter while behind the wheel of an Oscar Meier weinermobile.

Anyone who finds themselves in front of the pearly gates after being creamed by the weinermobile is informed by St. Peter that due to their death being too silly, they're allowed another attempt.

 

[TroonsDid911]

It has to be sandwich related.

 

[millais]

Demanding too many toppings from the Subway sandwich wagie.

 

[Private Tag Reporter]

Public indecency, judging from the furfag being topless.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Well, being a negro is a crime, aright.