What consoomer product do you unironically simp for?

[Larkin N Likin]

You put the words "Flamin' Hot" in front of something and I am down on my knees, no questions asked.

 

[Klaptrap]

Fashion/shoes. Nobody needs this many. I'll buy more.

 

[OrionBalls]

Deodorant. Everyone should wear some.

 

[pull pin run away]

For a while, I was buying a ton of Criterion movies and thinking I was a "smart" film consoomer, but at some point I realized how gay I was and how much money I was wasting.

 

[Blancmange]

Zippo® lighters. They just feel right. Even the name is comforting and familiar.

 

[Clown Baby]

Skincare products and dietary supplements. Please place all the barely pronounceable micro nutrients and acids in and around my face.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

Deodorant. Everyone should wear some.

My natural musk attracts woman covering it up is a sin

 

[Pargon]

EDC shit. If it's some stupid little gadget made of aircraft aluminum and can hang on a keychain I'm a giant tard for it.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

Specifically, JB Weld. One stop shop for cracked head gaskets, cracked anything repair, plumbing, electrical work, and broken bones. JB Weld, the Original Cold-Weld (TM) Formula, Steel Reinforced Epoxy.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Noctua fans and CPU coolers. Preferably the brown/beige ones.

 

[Furret]

Seconding the hot snacks.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Analog watches and chicken noodle soup.

 

[Caddchef]

Big fat anime tiddies.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Energy drinks. Sometimes I really live up to the stereotype of the 30-year old Boomer Wojak.

 

[Meat Target]

Pants made by Duluth Trading Co, Carhartt, or 5.11 Tactical. Comfy and stylish af.

 

[Crankenstein]

Toyota and Honda.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Specifically, JB Weld. One stop shop for cracked head gaskets, cracked anything repair, plumbing, electrical work, and broken bones. JB Weld, the Original Cold-Weld (TM) Formula, Steel Reinforced Epoxy.

Hell yes! I've been able to successfully nigger rig so many things with that stuff.

 

[Pee Cola]

Aldi.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Artisanal spitoons

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

KY jelly