What are your predictions for 2024? - I wish you a happy 2024. Please post your predictions for the new year.

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- I might be farting at least 10,000 times.
- Trudeau cries on a live press
- Canada and Chile burns another million hectares
- Mickey Mouse will be in the Public Domain
- Massive protests in New Zealand and Australia
 
War escalating/new wars breaking out, Taiwan is the obvious bet, but maybe we'll get a surprise.

The inexorable march of LGBT progress will continue virtually unabated, any step back they're forced to take will always be met with steps forward.

Our southern border will keep breaking new crossing records as we're flooded by the entirety of the 3rd world.

Another shady election, Trump won't win or be allowed to even run/live ("WWIII" might conveniently start if Trump does miraculously win, so he can be kept out of power).

Actual hate crimes against Whites will rise significantly, possibly against straights (another tranny mass shooter maybe).
 
The American conservative right wing will be completely conquered by the liberals disguised as MAGA.

Gays for MAGA
Troons for MAGA
Whores for MAGA
BLM for MAGA
 
We will see kvetching like never before from both groups during and after the US general election.
Nick Rekeita's bald spot won't be easily covered up by combing his hair.
There will be a major transportation or infrastructure related incident.
 
  1. China enters their worse phase of their economic crisis.
  2. Japan's economy tanks further due to the recently imposed Invoice Tax.
  3. SpaceX succeeds in their DearMoon mission, get Starship working.
  4. Blue Origin does pretty well in taking away market share from SpaceX.
  5. The Japanese Liberal Democrat Party loses their dominance due to Kishida's unpopularity and actions.
  6. The war in Ukraine slows to a crawl.
  7. Potential war in Yemen.
  8. Potential war in Belarus.
  9. Military skirmishes with the Chinese in the South China Sea near the Philippines and Taiwan.
  10. More and more foreign businesses leave the Chinese market, causing multiple industries to reorganize their efforts to not be dependent on China.
  11. US Southern Border crisis gets far far worse as less and less Latin Americans flood the border and instead West Africans and the Chinese flood the border.
 
Null will finally see daylight for the first time in months. Then he will run back into his hole and we will get 6 more months of winter.


China experiences feelings for India in the first inter-country homoerotic relationship.

Russia and the US put their differences aside to once again fuck the American people.

Dominion and the US put their differences aside to once again fuck the American people.

The EU and the US put their differences aside to once again fuck the American people.

The US citizens and the US put their differences aside to once again fuck the American people.

Mexico reaps the tourism benefits of a fucked American people.
 
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