What are your Powers?

[Cats]

I was thinking, While the site was down. "What are your powers?"

I will begin, by reveeling a few of my own


Powers:
- Phylactery: soul resides within an Unknown Object. It cannot be killed unless The Object is destroyed.
- Bone Control: can make the bones of his body grow.
- Earthquake Miaow: a terrible Noise emanates, which causes earthquakes.
- Creature Factory: can produce all kinds of strange and terrifying hench-critters.

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

I knew that praying on Caturday every week was good idea.

 

[Shidoen]

Extreme political and administrative skills in Civ 6

 

[Antenna7]

 

[Pig Boss]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

Click link
Get random power
Either brag or bitch about it
???
Profit

I got the ability to never forget my trauma, what a fucking gyp. I already have that shit.

 

[CuzinEd]

I can kill people with my mind. Like Darth Vader force choke.

I can cause nuclear weapons to launch by whistling into a phone.

 

[Cats]

I almots forget...

In addtion to these mind blowing abilities I also prosess the power to Lurk..the power to Slink...the power to Sneek...the power to Creep...the power to Prowel...



(Pictured: me, Prowelling in the third world country known as Detroit)

 

[WolfeTone]

I can retract and extend my eyelashes at will
Enter a near-comatose state where my blood stands still
Super laser piss - self explanatory
Cause a tiny lake to grow on my back complete with aquatic life
And swallow enough air to inflate myself like a balloon

 

[The Backwards Man]

Sneeding

 

[Just A Butt]

Super laser piss - self explanatory

what about your super Dad-beating powers?
and your Inhalant Skills?

 

[CuzinEd]

I almots forget...

In addtion to these mind blowing abilities I also prosess the power to Lurk..the power to Slink...the power to Sneek...the power to Creep...the power to Prowel...


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(Pictured: me, Prowelling in the third world country known as Detroit)

But can you blend?

 

[Day Drinking]

I'm able to watch Titanic and not shed a single tear.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random Click link
Get random power
Either brag or bitch about it
???
Profit

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

I'm very close to understanding most of the core concepts of the Vulkan API. I think that counts as a power.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

the ability to consistently be a retard. no matter what efforts i or anyone else puts into it, i will never not be retard.