What are the worst pizza toppings?

[SandyCat]

I've seen a unironic corn and mayo "pizza" if you can even call it a pizza at that point.

 

[Penis Drager]

Cheese.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

If it makes things any better, the mayo used on that pizza is a more flavorful variety made with egg yolks. Still going to second corn and mayo.

 

[SandyCat]

If it makes things any better, the mayo used on that pizza is a more flavorful variety made with egg yolks. Still going to second corn and mayo.

In that case I can understand but why the corn

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Anyone who says pineapples should unironically kill themselves
"DOOD... PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA... LE BADDDDDDD"
It's okay, it's not amazing, but it's not bad every now and then, grow up

 

[JethroTullamore]

Probably human feces.

Yeah I’d say human feces.

 

[Mega Man II Intro - GB]

Macaroni and cheese.

I hate gimmick pizzas in general and I know they need to offer a few to bring in the oddball "foodies" but that's going too far.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

cum

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

cum

Specifically, furry cum.

 

[RollerGator]

That crumbled, ground sausage that comes on frozen pizza. It's like chunks of rubber.

 

[Weed Eater]

God I feel like a fucking villain. You aren't prepared for this.

I give you, Swedish-style banana curry pizza.

 

[Phimosis Jonisis]

Whatever cheese and sauce public schools use

 

[White_N]

cabbage

 

[Tragi-Chan]

One time I ordered a pizza and the delivery guy said it came with “extra sausage,” and also he was holding it really low. I won’t say what followed, but suffice it to say that my answer is sausage.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Any kind of pizza the Bri'ish make that can't be found outside of Bri'an. They do some horrifying things to pizza. They truly have no sense of cuisine.

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Jelly/Jellly Beans/Candy/Chocolate

 

[Dieter Laser]

Barb Chandler’s pubic hair.

 

[Cats]

cum

 

[No Fucks Given]

purp drank

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

The pizza delivery guy's cock. Happens every time I order delivery man smh