What are the softest things ever?

[Mary Lee Harvey osWalsh]

I am very tactile and I like touching soft things. Please tell me about soft things.

 

[Not an Hero]

Your dick.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Talc is the softest mineral according to the Mohs scale. Hope that helps.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

My cat, but you can't touch him

 

[Pee Cola]

The way most of Western Europe treats rapefugees.

 

[Apu Wrangler]

apparently bnuys are quite soft. kots as well as user most wanted banana above implies.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

a freshly waxed scrotum

 

[GZX_ULTRA]

Hasan Pikers brain

 

[Cyberpunk Panatela]

Thai ladyboys, according to Andrew "Legal Mindset" Dadesky.

 

[Dysnomia]

My cat, but you can't touch him

My cat Charlie has long hair and feels like a bunny. OP also can't touch him.

 

[The Black Kettle]

baby chickens