What Are Some Theoretical Buzzfeed Article Titles?

[Mariposa Electrique]

Adopting Black People and Inviting Them Over For Thanksgiving: 10 Reasons Why Colonialism Continues To Hurt Blacks
Pegging and How To Hit Your Husband's Anal G-Spot
Swinging Is the New Monogamy
20 Ways To Ease Into Playing With a Girl's Dick
Why Zoophilia Isn't Wrong

 

[Blasterisk]

which top 10 gayest kiwifarms OP are YOU take the quiz

 

[Look over there]

How to do your part for reparations if you are poor - visiting high crime areas until you are mugged or assaulted.

With probably some blurb about how if you get raped even better as you're helping the underprivileged take back part of the power process or similar bollocks.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Buzzfeed Title Generator - Ravi Parikh's Website

Official website of Ravi Parikh.

www.ravi.io

 

[The Cunting Death]

50 Avril Lavigne Fans Who Are Clearly Being Raised Right​

 

[The Magnificence]

Are You Woke Enough? 10 Ways to Be a Better Ally

 

[Distant Ranger]

Buzzfeed Title Generator - Ravi Parikh's Website

Official website of Ravi Parikh.

www.ravi.io

32 Background Actors Who Are Only Famous To People Who Live In New York


47 Painful Truths Only Snapchat Billionaires Will Understand


The 31 Cutest Moments Of The Post-Y2K Era


And


29 Members of Limp Bizkit Who Have Performed For Dictators.

 

[Caesare]

Why all your favorite female action movie stars are actually trans heros.

How there may be some TRUTH in the "conspiracy" theory african american folx believe about former President Trump as the Elder Grandmaster High Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan.

Dear fellow White people: how we can be better allies.

by Herb Tannenbaum

 

[Character from a movie]

The 44 Most Jizz-Worthy GIFs Of Your Childhood​

The 38 Gowns That Prove You And Your Mother Are The Same Person​

29 Sentient Humanoids Who Tried To Find An Original Way To Go As Miley Cyrus For Halloween​

holy shit, they're too accurate

 

[zero-who]

Fingers in His Ass: 35 Reasons Why Kanye West Is A Stealth Bisexual Icon

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

15 Ways To Please Your Ungendered A-Sexual Partner Of Color: Living Together Without Breaching Their Sexual Identity

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Parrots and the Patriarchy: My Pet Misgenders Me

Yes, I’m an Asexual Whore

I’m tired of these 32 anti-Latinx microaggressions

 

[stares at error messages]

• Soy makes you dick bigger.
• Soy can make your periods less intense.
• Soy makes people nicer, study finds.
• Soy can help you transition.

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Good luck with your oppo research faggot.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

The 20 Wedding Rings That Prove Cats Have Hearts Of Gold

23 Problems Only Muggles Will Understand

The 44 Best Tweets In A Burrito​

39 Papyri That Will Make You Feel Filthy​

51 GIFs That Only Leos Can Relate To

 

[Ishtar]

The unbearable racism of happy white kids.

Fantasy elves are Whiteness personified. They’re beautiful, successful, and love nature.

My queer butt sex during COVID, how I learned how to shake Grindr.

Why Donald Trump is worse than Hitler.

Why Trump supporters don’t deserve the right to vote, ten reasons. Number 7 will surprise you.

How Kamala harris sleeping with her way to the top fought the White patriarchy.

I like sticking my dick in little boy’s mouths, here’s why you should too.

Why not wanting to fuck a fat tranny of color makes you a Nazi.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

The 40 Most Jizz-Worthy Photographs From Webcomics
21 Video Game Characters Who Are Clearly Being Raised Right
44 NBA Players Who Tried To Find An Original Way To Go As Miley Cyrus For Halloween