Whale Wars - tracking (and memeing) a certain pod of twitter attention whores

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OldAmishRenegade said:
Ren and Abel were posting about Vic today. Not sure if Abel counts as a whale, but he could pass as one and he said something about his friends being involved in the case, so figured I'd archive his shit just in case.

Archive dump

Renfamous
http://archive.li/xs6XM
http://archive.fo/FeozG
http://archive.fo/jJWJ0
http://archive.fo/c9t8o
http://archive.fo/I2MBU
http://archive.fo/JtZtT
http://archive.fo/CViln
http://archive.fo/s1bvI

Abel Wyndom
http://archive.fo/DT4R1
http://archive.fo/Qp00l
http://archive.fo/70Mov
http://archive.fo/bycPt
http://archive.fo/i05a3
http://archive.fo/IdcIq
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I consider Abel a lamprey
 
Fact check:

DB SuperBroly is #3 for Animation category. Once again, showing Blue Orca doesnt know what its talking about.
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OldAmishRenegade said:
Ren and Abel were posting about Vic today. Not sure if Abel counts as a whale, but he could pass as one and he said something about his friends being involved in the case, so figured I'd archive his shit just in case.

Archive dump

Renfamous
http://archive.li/xs6XM
http://archive.fo/FeozG
http://archive.fo/jJWJ0
http://archive.fo/c9t8o
http://archive.fo/I2MBU
http://archive.fo/JtZtT
http://archive.fo/CViln
http://archive.fo/s1bvI

Abel Wyndom
http://archive.fo/DT4R1
http://archive.fo/Qp00l
http://archive.fo/70Mov
http://archive.fo/bycPt
http://archive.fo/i05a3
http://archive.fo/IdcIq
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Hey, thanks for the context tweet on Cuntfamous, I was trying to cover it earlier but I wasn't able to find that damn message. What a dumb hoe.

To be honest though, I think she would be a much happier person if she got the fuck off Twitter. I didn't say a better person, but we can't always have what we would like.
 
In my opinion Abel is a fat ugly fuck who shouldn't cross/cosplay and who should stop being a creep nearplay grounds and elementary schools.
 
Fucking Hell renfamous is a boring unlikable cunt, Nevermind her appearance her desperate desire to be involved in this absurd shit is embarrising considering she's a grown woman.
 
Kiomei said:
Hey, thanks for the context tweet on Cuntfamous, I was trying to cover it earlier but I wasn't able to find that damn message. What a dumb hoe.

To be honest though, I think she would be a much happier person if she got the fuck off Twitter. I didn't say a better person, but we can't always have what we would like.
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I am really not so sure about being happier. She strikes me as the kind of whale that will find something to be miserable about and then blame someone else for it. She will find a scar, however small, and remember the Captain Ahab in her life that she thinks is responsible. She is often classified as an orca, but I think this is a misnomer and that she is actually a "blue" whale, as it were.

The downside is that she does shit like get Nick kicked off of Twitter for being too funny. The upside is that she will boost lulz production at the farms here soon, and I'm sure upfront cost in annoyance will more than pay for itself.
 
RussianParasite said:
I am really not so sure about being happier. She strikes me as the kind of whale that will find something to be miserable about and then blame someone else for it. She will find a scar, however small, and remember the Captain Ahab in her life that she thinks is responsible. She is often classified as an orca, but I think this is a misnomer and that she is actually a "blue" whale, as it were.

The downside is that she does shit like get Nick kicked off of Twitter for being too funny. The upside is that she will boost lulz production at the farms here soon, and I'm sure upfront cost in annoyance will more than pay for itself.
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Well, I'll tell you what. Might be an orca, or may be a blue whale. But I'll tell what she's not, Moby Dick. Cause we all know she ain't getting any of that dick.
 
Cross-posting with the general thread.
emspex said:
Kristel Rose Mobley / Kristel Hill / "Krissy" / kriosphone / m6rg9n

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If you're thinking "who is this fat bitch?" well that is perfectly normal, but maybe this will jog your memory:

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Dox:

DOB: February 16, 1983
4233 Estes Park Cir
Haltom City, TX 76137
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House doesn't look like much, but at least it has a pool
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....never mind

Her husband's name is Shane Hill. They got married last October. The only things I know about Shane from reading Kristel's twitter are that he's a sex addict, his family are literal Nazis, and said Nazi family all raped him. That's really all she talks about whenever she brings up her husband. Anyway, here's the beautiful couple:
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Girl, invest in some good chapstick and an orthodontist, because my god.

Kristel is friends with Lauren/Renfamous because they're both mediocre cosplayers and attention whores.
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Lauren is the one on the left, dressed as some ugly elf thing.
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Lauren is on the far right, dressed as Kuvira.

Accounts:
https://twitter.com/kriosphone (archive)
https://twitter.com/m6rg9n (archive)
https://www.instagram.com/kriosphone
https://www.facebook.com/indecisive (archive)
https://www.autostraddle.com/members/kriosphone/ (archive)
http://www.comicbookdb.com/user.php?ID=267241
https://www.amazingregistry.com/wedding-registry/kristel-mobley/shane-hill/registry.ashx?a=99062867 (archive)
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SinglePlayerCarl said:
Yellow Flash succeeds again in baiting Lauren into misgendering him after purging his Twitter account of any ammo she could use and exporting it to Youtube and is going immediately for the kill.

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https://twitter.com/YellowFlashGuy
https://archive.fo/UMxtG
https://twitter.com/YellowFlashGuy/status/1123774527773859843

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https://twitter.com/renfamous/status/1123772012349075456
https://archive.fo/O2j7r
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Bummer, I think the harpoon was a glancing blow. Looks like the tweet is back up.
 
I had to find it after the stream. She should feel at home and they have all the fish she could eat.
 

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Randomguy said:
I had to find it after the stream. She should feel at home and they have all the fish she could eat.
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Given her address, why is her being in Dallas anything of note?
She lives within an easy drive from it all the time?
 
Abel WynDumb said something stupid:
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And gets owned by Nick so hard that he deletes the tweet out of shame.

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