Whale Wars - tracking (and memeing) a certain pod of twitter attention whores

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Nontransferable said:
Internet Tough Guy Emmett Plant has been posting his address and daring people to show up for months. He's happy to settle any disputes in front of his house.

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Emmett and Shane telling people to come to their home is an interesting contrast to some of the women in this case.

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I would ask why Emmett believes posting his address is a good idea, but that way lies madness.
 
I am convinced that these idiots posturing as if they're anyone dangerous always tick a few boxes:

1) They have no idea how to fight, and don't know what actual violence is like. It's rare that people actually skilled in such things act the way these man-children do.
2) They assume that everyone is just like them, and will trumpet their bullshit on social media, i.e., they'll always see it coming
3) They assume that everyone else is just as much of a coward as they are, so they're banking on the fact that people slap fighting with them on social media will puss out before ever actually committing to action in reality

I'm doubtful that any of these internet tough guys are actually going to get assaulted/murdered. If their houses or property get vandalized or burglarized, a thing that seems much more likely, let's be sure to make fun of them for inviting it.
 
Dean Pentel said:
I'm doubtful that any of these internet tough guys are actually going to get assaulted/murdered. If their houses or property get vandalized or burglarized, a thing that seems much more likely, let's be sure to make fun of them for inviting it.
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They're probably just pissing off weebs and getting laughed at by kiwis, none of whom are going to show up at their house, but if they are unlucky and some actual criminal just happens to be randomly reading their shit, the criminal now knows where the home of a pussy is, a pussy who probably has way too many toys.
 
AnOminous said:
They're probably just pissing off weebs and getting laughed at by kiwis, none of whom are going to show up at their house, but if they are unlucky and some actual criminal just happens to be randomly reading their shit, the criminal now knows where the home of a pussy is, a pussy who probably has way too many toys.
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And all of that just in order to try and be a tough guy online.
Then the day that something happens to them they will whine online and try to be the victims.
You've put your personal informations online for the world to see, I hope you're ready to deal with the consequences.
Also, despite the fact that you see the message "Don't give your personal informations to anyone online" everywhere, he manages to do it, you really have to be a special kind of stupid in order to do that.
 
We know how this will play out. Emmet the master at perjuring himself sees somebody, probably the mailman approaching. He thinks it's one of those pesky "vicstans" and pulls out his super compact micro Derringer. He aims and pulls the trigger but misses. Due to the recoil and his match stick arms he punches himself in the face and goes down. He presses charges against the mailman and perjures himself in court again, gets prison time and becomes Jamal's cock sleeve.
 
king of pickles said:
We know how this will play out. Emmet the master at perjuring himself sees somebody, probably the mailman approaching. He thinks it's one of those pesky "vicstans" and pulls out his super compact micro Derringer. He aims and pulls the trigger but misses. Due to the recoil and his match stick arms he punches himself in the face and goes down. He presses charges against the mailman and perjures himself in court again, gets prison time and becomes Jamal's cock sleeve.
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Implying this faggot actually owns a weapon or would even know how to use one :story:
 
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What a load of bullshit
 
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