Whale Mating Conference Room - Al’s sexual activity thread

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Been seeing a lot of talk about Big Al and her sexual adventures bleeding into other threads. So here is the mega thread, where all you deviants can explore whatever disgusting shit you want. Have fun, I guess?

 

[Masta]

Please, no.

 

[thejackal]

Do we really need this?

 

[ricecake]

Do we really need this?

Yes. I need something to read at work.

(No.)

 

[fashion]

I doubt they even have sex, tbh. Both of them are too insecure for it.
Besides, even if they did have sex, it would have a lot of perfomance problems. I think they only do foreplay

 

[DarkSydePundit]

NO,
NO....
GOD PLEASE NO....
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[DubbleBubble]

Considering that Amber can't even speak without gasping for air like she's drowning after every word, I don't think any kind of physical intimacy that would make her heart finally give out is really possible.

But who needs sex when you got orange chicken?

 

[UW 411]

Do we really need this?

Do we really need a new thread for every time this bitch breathes? No. Will they make them despite most topics being covered in the 'general' board? Yes.

They need this like AL needs orange chicken.

Less thread when Amber gets a CPap? Doubt it.

 

[Judge Holden]

Been seeing a lot of talk about Big Al and her sexual adventures bleeding into other threads

So....are we talking menstruation fetish shit with Big Chungette now?

 

[Rocketleaguer]

There is no physical intimacy between them at all.

 

[Kratos' Beard]

I wonder if they finger each others fat folds.

 

[I Exist]

Fat.

 

[UW 411]

Had to add that @emspex is a saint. No hate, no envy.

 

[Mooty Mooty Mooty]

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the whale sex.

 

[Judge Holden]

I wonder if they finger each others fat folds.

Ya know I have it on good authority that the weeping sores created by superobese thighs constantly rubbing against eachother can double up as a useful orifice in a pinch if you let them rot enough to break down the fat cells enough to create a decent sized cavity in the folds. Provide their own lubrication too which is another bonus

 

[UW 411]

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the whale sex.

Now that you mention it, AL does love her cheap perfume collection.

Is Becky harvesting her Ambergris for takeout/chauffer money?

 

[Judge Holden]

Bringing back the subject of AL period porn, I have exclusive footage of a young gentlemen attempting to digitally stimulate her while she was on her cycle, and the resulting climax she experienced

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Rebel Scum]

Kill this thread. Kill it with fire.

 

[UW 411]

Bringing back the subject of AL period porn, I have exclusive footage of a young gentlemen attempting to digitally stimulate her while she was on her cycle, and the resulting climax she experienced

Spoiler: NSFW

Inb4 her layg clot explodes.

 

[idon'tknowhatyoumean]

I slept better at night by not even taking into considering what they do behind closed doors.