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I'd like to dedicate this next random quote from a western cartoon to @Autumnal Equinox

*Hitchhiker Laughs like a maniac and puts on a hockey mask then tries to start a chainsaw*

Hitchhiker: BACON! PORK CHOPS!...HOG JOWLS!

*plucky jumps from each member of the Pig family untill he's back to the Hitchhiker*

Plucky: That's the! HES THE! IT'S THE!

Plucky: AHHHH!

*Plucky Tries to hid under Mrs. Pig's hat*

Mrs. Pig: No roughhousing in the car Plucky!

Hitchker: SPARE RIBS! HHH HAM HOCKS HEH HEHEH CARNITAS!


Several hours later....

*Hitchhiker turns to look at Plucky*

Hitchiker: I hate duck TOO!

*Pulls a chainsaw from his overcoat and starts to chase plucky around with it*
 
To be fair, if these companies want these new audiences so fucking bad, maybe they should put it on a platform that actually caters to them?

This is like Marvel/DC trying to chase the SJW Twitter crowd with race-swapped gender swapped faggot versions of popular characters, but only ever sell their books in comic book shops, which are exclusively frequented by overweight middle-aged white men.
A streaming platform for the faggots! You're a genius!
Now I need a gay friend who will make it seem more legitimate.
 
Honestly, I think it'll go like this, much like the original comic itself (and The Owl House, now that I think about it): it'll start with being bland, if harmless. Then, once the 2 million+ little girls who bought the books get nice and comfortable with their perfectly serviceable adaptation of their favorite comic strip, it will, as you so elegantly put it, "go full retard" and introduce the non-binary unicorn, the main male character (Max)'s lesbian moms (can't have any positive, traditionally masculine role models, noooooo, they've gotta be tech-CONSOOMING soyboy neckbeards like Phoebe's dad and Max) and full-on author tracts about the "problematic" media of the past:
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BTW, take a wild guess as to who Phoebe's mom is based on.
And need we forget the creepy AF innuendos/references to Simpson's shaving fetish?
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In case you missed it, the implication is that her newfound tail tore through her skirt (and by consequence, her panties).
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And if you can believe it, it was even worse during the comic's development, when there wasn't even a unicorn at all:
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SOMEONE TOOK A LOOK AT THIS AND SAID "Yes, this is a perfectly fine candidate to make comics for kids!" :stress:
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:neckbeard: Nothing more needs to be said about that one.
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"LOL SHE LIKES ANIMU, ISN'T SHE SO QUIRKY GOIS?! UwU"
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Ah yes. Bragging. The cornerstone of any likeable character!
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At some point, it was originally gonna be even more of a blatant Ozy and Millie clone than the final comic already is.

Judging by this, the kids tuning into Nickelodeon are in for a rollicking fun time! Heh heh heh....heh.....heh.....*sigh* Why oh why couldn't the masses bestow Count Your Sheep with love instead?
Just try to imagine how completely insufferable Simpson will be once this show is on the air. He’s going to interpret that as full and complete acceptance of being a trans woman.
 
Just try to imagine how completely insufferable Simpson will be once this show is on the air. He’s going to interpret that as full and complete acceptance of being a trans woman.
Only, when P&HU doesn't pull Spongebob or The Loud House-like ratings and it gets pulled, Simpson's gonna realize that that "acceptance" doesn't mean shit compared to what companies really care about - their bottom line. Or maybe he won't and he'll REEEEEEE that Nick are just a bunch of dirty "transphobes", either way, we'll get quite a fun spectacle to watch, that's for sure.
 
Only, when P&HU doesn't pull Spongebob or The Loud House-like ratings and it gets pulled, Simpson's gonna realize that that "acceptance" doesn't mean shit compared to what companies really care about - their bottom line. Or maybe he won't and he'll REEEEEEE that Nick are just a bunch of dirty "transphobes", either way, we'll get quite a fun spectacle to watch, that's for sure.
yup nick will brag on social media how they're making history as " the "First" network tv show made by a transwoman to pander to the drones on social media while keeping the shows details regarding that mostly on the down low during its first season so parents aren't too scared away from buying their kids the merch they churn out. Then either A. as i said the second season will be where simpson really amps up the sjw talking point bs the later comics became plagued with. Or B. The show gets the ax cause it doesn't pull in the numbers that you need if you wanna make it in the industry.


We mock him for being a cow but John Rozanzki was right about one thing, the industry especially Nick doesn't give a fuck about you as creator, especially if you're new. You're just a little fish in a big pond, and the executives are sharks who will swallow you whole.
 
So Hanna-Barbera Europe's first green-lit project is.... *drum roll*

...a new Gumball movie and series... :roll:

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There's a new Family Guy short out. Stewie and Brian travel inside Peter’s body to explain how vaccines work, as well as to encourage vaccination:

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There's a new Family Guy short out. Stewie and Brian travel inside Peter’s body to explain how vaccines work, as well as to encourage vaccination:
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Someone already brought this up in the Family Guy Griefing thread, so I'll just quote what I said there.
"Oh my GOD! The homicidal baby and pretentious left-wing dog from a cartoon way past its prime are telling me to get the jab! I GOTTA GET THE JAB!!"

Said no one, ever.

Either people get vaccinated or they don't. A fucking cartoon isn't gonna change people's minds, informational or otherwise. Just look at the ratios on all those Sesame Street videos complaining about muh racism.
 
Apparently, Jessica Rabbit of Who Framed Roger Rabbit? fame is getting a makeover:

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They even removed her in a scene from the movie, where she was found in the trunk of the car:

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In return, this was the appropriate response:

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ankha is super MEGA trending now!!! The funny porn animation about egyptian goddess-cat is receiving millions of views, much more than professor Davidovits has received, the man who discovered that the pyramids' blocks were made of special ancient concrete - artificial limestone! Ankha is everywhere on youtube and tik tok, twitter. Ugly asian cosplayers are cosplaying Ankha but for me they are still ugly asians.
 
ankha is super MEGA trending now!!! The funny porn animation about egyptian goddess-cat is receiving millions of views, much more than professor Davidovits has received, the man who discovered that the pyramids' blocks were made of special ancient concrete - artificial limestone! Ankha is everywhere on youtube and tik tok, twitter. Ugly asian cosplayers are cosplaying Ankha but for me they are still ugly asians.
The fact we're making a popular meme out of a shitty porn loop made by a self admitted pedophile is a sign we need a societal reset.
 
>Phoebe and her Unicorn goes super woke and gets on Nickelodeon
I shouldn't be surprised Heavenly Nostrils turned out this way. Simpson's previous webcomic, Raine Dog was about as batshit insane as webcomics got at the time. Only thing i can think of that's worse is pure edgelord furshit like Jack.

ankha is super MEGA trending now!!! The funny porn animation about egyptian goddess-cat is receiving millions of views, much more than professor Davidovits has received, the man who discovered that the pyramids' blocks were made of special ancient concrete - artificial limestone! Ankha is everywhere on youtube and tik tok, twitter. Ugly asian cosplayers are cosplaying Ankha but for me they are still ugly asians.
I'm so fucking glad i disconnected from this shit when i did, sure it feels like i've been hiding under a rock for a decade but on the other hand i didn't have to witness furfags becoming the mainstream.
 
Lets all get butthurt because some shitty animated porn became a popular meme and is getting more attention than some discovery about the pyramids.


You negative Nancy's need to quit your whining.
 
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This is one of the anti-SJW gripes that strike me as utterly bullshit. Do you seriously not find Jessica Rabbit in a trenchcoat as a private dick hot as hell? Are you completely gay?
 
This is one of the anti-SJW gripes that strike me as utterly bullshit. Do you seriously not find Jessica Rabbit in a trenchcoat as a private dick hot as hell? Are you completely gay?
It's gotta be a reflex. It's not like they made her less sexy.

If they want to have Jessica Rabbit be a sexy private eye, fine by me.
 
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This is one of the anti-SJW gripes that strike me as utterly bullshit. Do you seriously not find Jessica Rabbit in a trenchcoat as a private dick hot as hell? Are you completely gay?
It's gotta be a reflex. It's not like they made her less sexy.

If they want to have Jessica Rabbit be a sexy private eye, fine by me.
It is admittedly a weird change since the iconic red dress has been around with no complaints but if the intent was to desexualize it, it backfired since the base is the same.

That being said this is getting into coomer territory; if I wanted to read about how Jessica Rabbit is sexy no matter what you put her in, I’d go to /co/.
So Hanna-Barbera Europe's first green-lit project is.... *drum roll*

...a new Gumball movie and series... :roll:

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Okay the movie makes sense since the finale ended on a cliffhanger and it would need a follow up to clear up loose threads.
But a whole new series? The original run lasted for eight years as it was; another series just comes off as milking a cash cow dry.
 
So I know that Total Drama is ostensibly getting a new season coming at some point. I'm decently excited for it, I saw the original season close to when it first came out and then watched Action as it aired but by the end of Action I was thoroughly "meh" on the show and didn't bother watching anymore. I recall not liking Action much at all when I first watched it.

Recently I decided to rewatch the first two seasons and give the rest a shot. It's a pretty fun series overall, though the first three shows are far better than season 4, All Stars, and Pahkitew or whatever. And the very first season is definitely the best in my view. The characters, developing relationships, and just general nature of the show itself felt the best on Island. When I rewatched Action though I actually enjoyed it way more, Courtney wasn't as terrible as I remembered her and despite some other issues it was still pretty good generally. World Tour was also pretty good, I like musicals and Heather is my favorite character so that was good. I really think Heather is probably the best thing about the first three seasons.

The Ridonculous Race was also honestly better than anything that came after World Tour. The Ice Skaters were great and the show was just a lot of fun without the host being annoying or really any team being too bad. Geoff and his other surfer friend were a little too dumb but oh well.

So yeah, hopefully the new Total Drama whatever can be good.
 
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