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These faggots are acting as if two shitty washed-up kids' channels being owned by the same company is some horrific war crime. Animation wise, Paramount gains nothing useful from the merger since SpongeBob still generates more profit than the entirety of Cartoon Network's dying husk.
it gets worse, so.... much worse. Because of this merger people have either gotten super pissed or they contemplate on killing themselves, over fucking cartoons or just the merger in general.
Flight Of The Valkyries: Intensifies..........................................................................

Millions of shitlibs must die for the companies to jewmaxx on consoomers
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Because of this merger people have either gotten super pissed or they contemplate on killing themselves, over fucking cartoons or just the merger in general.
"Take it easy, it's just a drawing" will not work on these wastes of air if they're already to that point. Might as well just literally do it.

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The saddest part is, there are legitimate grievances to be had for this consolidation of the entertainment industry that none of these histrionic faggots are talking about. When only a few companies have all of these IPs under their umbrella, there's no reason to choose one over the other. And when there's no reason to choose, competition dies. And when competition dies, you lose the singular pressure that has historically forced these companies to make great cartoons/shows/movies/etc.
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The Cartoon Cartoons existed because Cartoon Network needed original cartoons that were so good that kids would tune into their channel to watch them for hours on end.
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The Nicktoons existed because Viacom needed that for Nickelodeon.
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Ditto the animated shows for the Disney Channel.

Exclusivity surpassed business strategy. These companies used to have competitive pressure that demanded excellence. In generations past, you had to make something so extraordinary that kids from all walks of life would hum the theme songs, talk about their favorite moments, draw fanart, etc. That pressure created a veritable second Golden Age of western animation. Remove that pressure, and what do you get?
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Exactly what we have today: safe, homogenized, innocuous, child-proof, flavorless mush, designed to maximize reach instead of maximizing quality. You don't need to make the best cartoons anymore, you just need to make a cartoon that's adequate enough to show to people who have subscriptions to 2-3 different streaming services. The bar has dropped from "excellent enough to warrant watching that channel and only that channel", to "eh, good enough". And "good enough" is how an industry slowly dies while pretending it's thriving.

The truth is, if these companies were still making stuff that's genuinely great, they wouldn't be consolidating right now. The fact that they ARE consolidating is an industry-wide admission that they don't believe their own IPs are strong enough to be the reason that someone actually chooses their ecosystem.
 
When only a few companies have all of these IPs under their umbrella, there's no reason to choose one over the other. And when there's no reason to choose, competition dies. And when competition dies, you lose the singular pressure that has historically forced these companies to make great cartoons/shows/movies/etc.
Take it away syndrome.
 
"Nigga they're killing every cartoon because none of them are hyper Christian nationalist or far right."
Show me ONE Christian cartoon that's ever been successful, and veggietales doesn't count. Show me ONE far right cartoon ever. This guy lives in another universe.
 
Exactly what we have today: safe, homogenized, innocuous, child-proof, flavorless mush, designed to maximize reach instead of maximizing quality
If that was all, it would be bad, but not catastrophic. Instead, many modern cartoons unsubtly shove commie propaganda that will mess with children's minds. Or perhaps the cartoon is an excuse for the writer to write about certain grievances, insane beliefs, or everything at once. Truly, SU has ruined American cartoons.
Meanwhile, while Gumball might resemble regular CalArts at a glance, I wouldn't consider such since every episode combines multiple art styles and it's closer to Looney Tunes than anything else.
 
Gravity Falls is completely infallable
This isn't the Unpopular Opinions thread. All of /co/ hates the back half of season 2 for being rushed, not handling Mabel in the most satisfying manner, and not letting Dipper become a harem protagonist who marries his sister. And they really hate Alex Hirsch for not doing a season 3 and for being pro-SJW.
 
If that was all, it would be bad, but not catastrophic. Instead, many modern cartoons unsubtly shove commie propaganda that will mess with children's minds.
what do you think I meant by "maximizing reach"? In the true woke believers and dumbass executives' minds, that's exactly what they were doing. "The wider the audience we represent, the wider the audience we can sell to!"
 
This isn't the Unpopular Opinions thread. All of /co/ hates the back half of season 2 for being rushed, not handling Mabel in the most satisfying manner, and not letting Dipper become a harem protagonist who marries his sister. And they really hate Alex Hirsch for not doing a season 3 and for being pro-SJW.
Aren't there more than two seasons of Gravity Falls?
 
Ok, so tubi's selection of warner animated shows was slightly limited to most people's expectations, however more will be available down the line
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And you might think "will some of these show at least be in hd?" No, unless its a show made during the early hd era that warner cared to master in hd (batman the brave and the bold, the batman, ben 10, and justice league) or yogi's gang (because they had the original 16mm master for that, being that it was hd on metv toons on day 1) which means that most of these shows are still using old 2000s era sd masters like the Steven Spielberg shows, Taz-Mania, the mask and the other cartoon network shows not listed during the hd era masters.

However, it seems with the deal all these shows air their entire series (including episodes that didn't air on tv) as well as tv movies and tv specis for Dexter's lab, the powerpuff girls, codename kids next door and ed edd n eddy
 
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Ok, so tubi's selection of warner animated shows was slightly limited to most people's expectations, however more will be available down the line
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And you might think "will some of these show at least be in hd?" No, unless its a show made during the early hd era that warner cared to master in hd (batman the brave and the bold, the batman, ben 10, and justice league) or yogi's gang (because they had the original 16mm master for that, being that it was hd on metv toons on day 1) which means that most of these shows are still using old 2000s era sd masters like the Steven Spielberg shows, Taz-Mania, the mask and the other cartoon network shows not listed during the hd era masters.

However, it seems with the deal all these shows air their entire series (including episodes that didn't air on tv) as well as tv movies and tv specis for Dexter's lab, the powerpuff girls, codename kids next door and ed edd n eddy
I checked and despite hyping this up all month, tubi isn't show casing these new arrivals on their homepage or recommendations. I had to go digging to find them. 1000002875.gif

Maybe this'll improve with time as more stuff gets added but I've learned not every cloud has a silver lining.


Also I don't know if it's just me using the game console app version, but man does tubi's controls suck. I can't pause, rewind, or skip without getting stuck on a black screen with audio but no video, or having the screen select something I didn't want.
 
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