Wendigoon Thread

[Korpon]

Bonus points for the little wendigoon rant about evil white supremacist fake Christians trying to (re)-appropriate the rainbow from the poor LGBTQIA2S+.

Okay I genuinely hate Wendigoon now, what a fucking faggot and a actual fake Christian for not knowing the rainbow has always been associated with Christian stuff, it's why fags took it and corrupted it. There was a Christian charity that used it when fags began using it during Stonewall and shit to specifically spite them.

As for in the Bible:
Genesis 9:12-17 NKJV
And God said: “This is the sign of the covenant which I make between Me and you, and every living creature that is with you, for perpetual generations: I set My rainbow in the cloud, and it shall be for the sign of the covenant between Me and the earth. It shall be, when I bring a cloud over the earth, that the rainbow shall be seen in the cloud; and I will remember My covenant which is between Me and you and every living creature of all flesh; the waters shall never again become a flood to destroy all flesh. The rainbow shall be in the cloud, and I will look on it to remember the everlasting covenant between God and every living creature of all flesh that is on the earth.” And God said to Noah, “This is the sign of the covenant which I have established between Me and all flesh that is on the earth.”

You'd think ol' Sunday School teacher Wendi would know this very well, especially considering it's right there in the beginning in Genesis, but evidently not.

 

[The Lawgiver]

The author is so shit he doesn't even do the required "monster was actually innocent" that is inline with his gay morality and instead cucks to a generic Stephen King bad guy to justify the title.

I mean he kinda does it with the initial freaky multi limbed monster being his ex bully trying to be saved but like once the actual monster was revealed to be a fucking literal 5 foot tall goblin holding the souls of the campers hostage and making them fight each other for eternity it just made shit extremely retarded, not counting the earlier everything else retarded going on

Like imagine you got a bunch of ex friends or bullies from camp just beating each other up till they got nothing but their nose left over complete jack shit and the mastermind is just this little retard somehow after he's been hyped up as some ancient super scary unknowable thing by your ex bully that's somehow now like a cronenberg creature none of the other campers are

like this is your villian this little nigga is what you need loads of tnt and weapons for apparently when the rules established are the campers don't show up when there's light and their souls are trapped to their personal belongings till the belongings get brought out into sunlight outside the camp's ruins.

Like motherfucker just go there during the day and take all the clothes out of the camp it's that simple I don't think the evil little night goblin can do shit in the daytime

 

[Rick The Stick]

Hey Wendi, what's the Bible's stance on gay people again?

 

[Red Dye #5]

Okay I genuinely hate Wendigoon now, what a fucking faggot and an actual fake Christian for not knowing the rainbow has always been associated with Christian stuff, it's why fags took it and corrupted it.

No no you don’t get it. 3,000 years of Abrahamic theology doesn’t count because the gays had it “long enough”

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

Hey Wendi, what's the Bible's stance on gay people again?

"NOOO DON'T MAKE ME SAY SOMETHING UNHOLSOME CHUNGOID!!!!"

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

Okay I genuinely hate Wendigoon now, what a fucking faggot and a actual fake Christian for not knowing the rainbow has always been associated with Christian stuff, it's why fags took it and corrupted it. There was a Christian charity that used it when fags began using it during Stonewall and shit to specifically spite them.

Been saying it for years now, he's either not really a Christian or he doesn't know shit about his own religion at all. There have been plenty of other cases where he's gotten basic bible facts totally wrong, this is just the most blatant case. Never, ever trust people on the internet who put their religion front-and-center because every single one of them is either an incorrigible retard or (more likely) a total fucking fraud who's just using it for demographic appeal.