Welcome to the Salty Spitoon

[SandyCat]

How autistic are ya?

 

[Zeke Von Genbu]

I'm on Kiwi Farms, that tell ya enough?

 

[human trash]

niggers

 

[Johnny Salami]

I organize my memes in several categories

 

[King Fructose]

I consume Tendies and hunny mussy on a regular basis

 

[Wintersun]

How autistic am I? How autistic am I? I start the day out by demanding my mother microwave me both breakfasts and finish Sonic inflation porn commissions all before I've been awake for two hours.

 

[ñññ]

I would like to play Sonic Boom on a train while wearing a fursuit. That way I will combine my three favorite things.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Footage of me.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I bought a house near the train line so I could watch them from my box fort on the verandah

 

[NaggotFigger]

I am a faggot.

 

[A-Stump]

Reddit

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

 

[Jason Wynn]

I once got into a rather heated argument with a friend over whether or not your companions in Fable 2 represented good, neutrality and evil. That was pretty autistic

 

[Retink]

I enjoy anime, trains, and believe libertarianism can work.

 

[Skitarii]

My dream room would look like the 1880 chicago worlds fair if it had sex with the medieval world and birthed a dumpster baby that would go on to develop a crack addiction in the slums of 1970's Tampa. It would be a fusion of hippie and tradlarp, an exibition of exotic and obsessive, and it would reflect my inner self for who I truly am. I would coat the floors, from wall-to-wall, with Persian rugs, line the walls with Chinese tapestries and Russian icons, install Indian beads and West African drapes over the closet doors, and line the windows with fine French curtains. I would hang Chinese and Japanese lanterns from the ceiling lights and mount Roman banners alongside my bed, Turkish rugs would array the ceiling and pad my collection of Byzantine icons. I would grow vines and mount candles and fill the room with scents from distant Ethiopia and Malaysia, and I would not change a thing about my room even if my wife complains (it's there to stay). Eventually, when I am graced with a firstborn, I shall move to a different room, and bequeath the dwelling space to him, for his to treasure and appreciate. And if he fucks up the room in any way, I will beat his ass

 

[Broseph]

I collect Star Wars figures, matter of fact I often buy two sets of each figure so I can keep one open and one sealed for double the autism.