🐱 Welcome to Nonstop Nut November

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Nuts as far as the eye can see, baby.
It is with great honor that I inform you that the answer to the annual question, “So are we nutting this November or not?” is yes. In fact, we’re doing it constantly.
That seems to be the implication of “Nonstop Nut November,” anyway, the alliterative counterpart to the controversial No Nut November movement that’s taking over certain corners of the internet this year. For those of you have no idea what I’m talking about, No Nut November is an annual internet “challenge” that encourages men to forgo ejaculation by way of partnered sex or masturbation for the entire month of November. But what many assumed was little more than a harmless and largely satirical internet meme has, in recent years, proven to have dark origins in puritanical anti-porn crusades, as well as unsavory ties to antiquated, sex-negative and often misogynistic ideas about sex, masturbation and masculinity, including one that holds ejaculate as the currency of masculinity, which can be “saved up” to maximize virility.
“The No Nut November movement is a recruiting tool for the anti-porn groups and is based upon deeply misogynistic, heteronormative and antiquated ideas of masculinity and sex,” clinical psychologist and certified sex therapist Dr. David J. Ley told InsideHook last year. “By promoting the idea that self-control, manliness, morality and virility are best demonstrated by abstinence, this movement replicates the ideas of the late 1800s, when Kellogg invented Corn Flakes as an anti-masturbation food. People who don’t have sex are not better at self-control than other people, and resisting masturbation doesn’t make you a better person or a stronger man.”
It’s also worth noting that while No Nut November is sometimes presented as a health challenge, many health professionals have pointed out that abstaining from ejaculation for long periods of time is actually unhealthy for men and may be linked to an increased risk of prostate cancer.
In light of these unflattering revelations, a number of anti-No Nut November movements have sprung up in recent years, including Nonstop Nut November. While many of the counter-campaigns fighting back against this annual ode to autumnal abstinence are promoted by the porn platforms or organizations that No Nut November actively attacks, Nonstop Nut November appears to be more of a meme than an official campaign. According to Know Your Meme, the first Urban Dictionary entry for Nonstop Nut November appeared in 2018, marking one of the earliest known references to the season. Nonstop Nut November memes have since appeared on platforms like Reddit and Twitter in subsequent years, and the season is usually celebrated by “hornyposting through memes and lewd fan art,” per Know Your Meme.
No Nut November is for pussies. Nonstop Nut November is the new way. You have to cum without pause or refractory period for the entire duration of November.
— ★The★Amazing♛Atheist★ (@amazingatheist) November 2, 2021
Whether or not anyone is or has ever physically participated in this challenge beyond the memes and lewd art is unclear, but rest assured this call for continuous nutting is not to be taken literally. Actual non-stop ejaculation for 30 days is 1) an unsettling visual, and 2) physically impossible. For those who would like the honor of participating in this annual challenge, however, it seems one need only orgasm three times a day for the month of November, at least according to Nonstop Nut November’s inaugural Urban Dictionary entry, though others seem to have settled for more moderate once-daily orgasms.
Fuck No Nut November. I am on a mission to give myself an orgasm every day. Nonstop Nut November
— Natasha: Girlboss era 🦋 (@OhNataNata) November 2, 2021
Ultimately, whether you nut nonstop or not at all this November is really no one’s business, least of all the internet’s. Still, I’d like to wish a very happy Nonstop Nut November to all who celebrate.
 
Ok, as long as I get a supply of lewd pictures about nazi anime girls abusing niggos and kikes. Wait, why are you mad? Don't kinkshame!
 
“By promoting the idea that self-control, manliness, morality and virility are best demonstrated by abstinence, this movement replicates the ideas of the late 1800s, when Kellogg invented Corn Flakes as an anti-masturbation food. People who don’t have sex are not better at self-control than other people, and resisting masturbation doesn’t make you a better person or a stronger man.”
Abstinence has been practiced since prehistory and most major religions promote it. Some of the world's most renowned geniuses promoted even more far-reaching methods of semen retention, including Tesla and Newton.
It’s also worth noting that while No Nut November is sometimes presented as a health challenge, many health professionals have pointed out that abstaining from ejaculation for long periods of time is actually unhealthy for men and may be linked to an increased risk of prostate cancer.
Every man gets prostate cancer. It's usually benign but its a question of when and not if.

Only 2 complete lies for another propaganda piece. They must be slipping.

Ok, as long as I get a supply of lewd pictures about nazi anime girls abusing niggos and kikes. Wait, why are you mad? Don't kinkshame!

I like no jews nor niggos in sight when I'm looking at cute nazi girls tbh
 
The claim about prostate cancer feels kinda sus but the real kicker is using fucking Knowyourmeme and urban dictionary as if they're viable sources for the origin of a term.

Also, lmao "controversial" to not nut like we're in bizzaro world. Long ass tirade and fearmongering about christians and kellogs and other weird shit like that over a fucking thing that's as simple as "don't jack off this month or you lose the funny no nut challenge bro"
Destroy Dick December comes after No nut November, after all.Gotta save those nuts for winter.
 
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Why do the left feel they have to explain their "jokes" with long screeds?
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The only thing gayer than no nut November is the people who get mad that coomer aren't cooming.
 
Willing abstinence is bad, unwilling abstinence should be shameful, wait who wrote this article?

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Of course it's a woman.

EDIT: After scrolling through her twitter...jesus fucking christ she's just publicly hanging all of her thirst for a penis with a pulse isn't she?
 
Even if the claim about prostrate cancer is true, why do so many people bring it up? It's not like abstaining from orgasm for one month is going to do anything negative. It's one freaking month out of the rest of the year to coom as usual.
 
Silly me, I thought this thread was about my forest friends and myself eating and gathering Nut snacks to prepare for Winter.

Anyway, the problem is too much wanking can make one tired among other things. The body use a lot of nutrients and energy to produce sperm. However, too little can be stressful too and not healthy. This has been known forever.

My trick to not overeat or wank in excess is to read Kiwi Farms. My appetite and sex drive goes to zero after reading the articles in A&N.
 
"Not consuming porn that objectifies women is actually misogynistic". These arguments really feel arbitrary at this point.

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Even the lady they posted the Tweet of claiming that she's doing nonstop nut November immediately followed up with this:

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“The No Nut November movement is a recruiting tool for the anti-porn groups and is based upon deeply misogynistic, heteronormative and antiquated ideas of masculinity and sex,” clinical psychologist and certified sex therapist Dr. David J. Ley told InsideHook last year.
Why yes he did write a book on the joys of cuckoldry, how could you tell


This enlightening work investigates the history, incidence, and causes of a unique sexual lifestyle pursued by increasing numbers of couples. It is called by many names, and lived in a variety of ways by different couples. The most common terms used to describe it are 'hotwife' or 'cuckold lifestyle.' This sexual practice, a form of sexual nonmonogamy, is distinguished from swinging and polyamory in that the husband rarely seeks sexual contact outside the marriage except for participation in group sex with his wife and other men, while the wife is permitted and often encouraged to pursue unrestrained sexual encounters with other men. The author includes interviews and comments from couples living the lifestyle throughout the U.S., and presents the stories in an attempt to determine the history of this sexual practice and its role in society and in relationships. He explores the psychological, social, biological, and evolutionary underpinnings of this uncommon and socially taboo behavior in an effort to make it more comprehensible to those engaged in the lifestyle and those who are just curious.

god fucking dammit, now it's in my history forever

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