weirdest dream u ever had?

[shadyreapers_]

ok i'll start ...
I had a dream i fucked my babysitter from when i was 5 years old and i flourished into a normal human being , she kept me in her house while going to work , she also had bags of cocaine in her drawer , and i "accidentaly" did a line and blue flames were erupting in my eyes so i went to the establishment she worked on to have a coffee and there was this spiral thing that looked like a galaxy above her head and i entered it without wanting to but i still entered
then i went to a story in which plot i was fucking this guy's mom ( this guy was a tormenter ) for days in a row, she would only give me blowjobs and pussy , wouldn't kiss me because of the state of my teeth , and then suddently one day her husband caught me after cumming from a blowjob , opened the car door , and pulled me out like a fucking savage , him and his friends were there , then they proceeded to stomp my head like 11 times , and then , a friend of mine appeared , laughing like a psycho with a knife in his hand and told me it was my time to go, after that he sliced my throat open ( i felt everything ) , then i proceeded to make a fucking ARRRRGH MOTHERFUCKER looking face towards them to which the guy's mom responded " look at him , he's so alive , poor baby boy" , so she was playing along with her husband the whole time just to kill me , and then after i died i saw my soul drifting upwards towards the sky and then i went to afterlife which was a screen and 2 angels showing me the things i done bad in that life , and after that , they showed me the reason i was there , which was the babysitter, and then i got mad and climbed that dark blue basement towards the sky and then i only remember looking at a red screen with no thoughts in my mind in what felt like an hour and when it was over there was this weird girl next to me in a dark arcade room telling me she would never ever date me again , and then a guy came to get me the fuck out of her room and after exiting the room i remember nothing else

 

[Le b0wski]

I had this dream where I walked into an indian call center and started shooting but somehow in the dream it didn't smell bad.

 

[shadyreapers_]

I had this dream where I walked into an indian call center and started shooting but somehow in the dream it didn't smell bad.

Thats weird? Sounds pretty based to me

 

[souschef]

Dude, i have a lot of weird dreams. In fact, all dreams i have (that i remember) are weird and outlandish. I'll try to describe some that i still remember... I have some of them written down and they sound very nonsensical, as i don't remember them

1 - I was in a battle in a ruined city, i wore a napoleon like outfit and rode a horse, then i made an enemy general jump of a cliff (that was basically a destroyed building)

2 - I was in a resort spa and there was a killer, the dream ended when some fat, bloated ball guy came to the fireplace and puked something shiny (it was a police investigator badge)

3 - I was sumo wrestling. The champion died

4 - A little birdie teaching a phoenix to fly, the phoenix pretended to learn (lol)

5 -I was a prison warden. Some black guy was being soaped by his mates in order to slip through a vent on the ceiling, but fell down through the ceiling

6 - Going up on a tower with some allies, like a rpg quest. On the top of it there was some disgusting person throwing rotten food at us and some even more disgusting substances

7 - Mom getting angry at me because she found a very old test from school where one of the questions was a moral dilemma about choking a a little chick (???)

8 - Was on a ship's bridge and there was a storm but it was raining rotten food, everyone was grossed out but i was not, i wanted to go outside but people would stop me

9 - Severe bus accident, there was a picture of a rotted out corpse on the floor but everyone who looked at it died, i look at it once and felt dread and woke up

10 - A world where some supersonic blast would wipe out entired towns randomly. Woke up after dying when it happened to mine

11 - Several "tooth falling out" related dreams

12 - Several "went to school and there was a test i didn't study for" dreams. It's always with the same fucking teacher, some japanese old lady that was my math teacher 20 or so years ago

13 - Dreamt about being black. Woke up horrified

14 - Laying on grass with some lady. Sky was an alien-like thing, with expanding nebulas and all sorts of trippy shit. Lady wouldn't shut up and i got pissed about it, woke up soon after

If i remember more i'll update the thread

 

[Pruto]

I made a thread about it

Thread '(Schizo sperging warning) Can some big brain smart person help me with my recent mindfuck?'

Dec 23, 2023

So thing is after a very long time, last night I dreamt about about a fucking chair on one of Saturn's moons and now I can't sleep and feel like I can't mentally cope with it.

This is because when I was around 5-6 years old I used to have a very recurring fever dream about people (or maybe just humanoids?) sitting on an organic and mechanical contraption on Phoebe that had thousands of vein like cables strapped to the ground and through a very painful and agonizing process it was able to send information &/or mass throughout the galaxy in a way that blatantly violated the laws of physics...

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[shadyreapers_]

I made a thread about it

Thread '(Schizo sperging warning) Can some big brain smart person help me with my recent mindfuck?'

Dec 23, 2023

So thing is after a very long time, last night I dreamt about about a fucking chair on one of Saturn's moons and now I can't sleep and feel like I can't mentally cope with it.

This is because when I was around 5-6 years old I used to have a very recurring fever dream about people (or maybe just humanoids?) sitting on an organic and mechanical contraption on Phoebe that had thousands of vein like cables strapped to the ground and through a very painful and agonizing process it was able to send information &/or mass throughout the galaxy in a way that blatantly violated the laws of physics...

• Pruto
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Wow man, had a dream that i was floating around saturn when i was like 5 years old too and all the planets were just floating as i was drifting along with them