Weight Loss Update - 6/17/18

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PiggyPie said:
For 10 minutes a pop. A grand total of 30 minutes of exercise a week.
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She should skip the gym and spend that time going on walks with her poor obese chihuahua.
 
Ellana said:
Guys, I really don't think she misspoke when she said 593.6 ...
She was reading off of something and is usually one to correct herself. Would she really let that mistake get through editing too?
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I doubt she edited this
 
I love how she blames Weight Watchers for "letting her" eat a 20 piece McNuggets twice in the span of 5 days because "chicken" counts as zero points.
 
Long time lurker said:
She paid $300.00 for a semi-industrial scale that goes up to 750lb.
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Okay, I missed this bit of Amber-lore.

See, this is what I would deem "a wake-up call." The process of researching, ordering and then setting up a semi-industrial scale that costs ten times what a good and accurate bathroom scale costs on Amazon would make me wonder if maybe, just maybe, my health had gone off the rails and that it was time to stop the buffets, candy, and WalMart scooters and turn my shit around.

And yeah, she's gonna come back and say she misspoke, that she's really 493 and not 593, but I can easily believe she weighs just under 600 pounds. I'll see that bet at bed-bound by the end of the year. Those dainty little ballerina slippers she wears are the best possible footwear for a massively obese woman to roll her ankle in. One small decrease in pavement elevation and it's all over.
 
Weight loss really is not fucking rocket science. Plug your height/weight/gender in to a calculator to get your TDEE and then eat less than that. 100% of your daily calories could be from McDonald's and as long as the total is less than your TDEE, you'd still lose weight. I know she's not the brightest bulb in the box, but it's just not a mind-blowing concept.

Also, lol @ her "weight loss update" with no actual weigh-in and a Freudian slip saying she was 593.6. Not sure if I'm team #liarlynn or not on that one. My skills at guessing weight sort of go out the window when one's body ceases to resemble a human.
 
Bullshit video, manic, Freudian slip, doesnt give a fuck about weight loss, states it isnt a weight loss channel. Will continue to talk about calories and weight loss every video, even though it isnt a weight loss channel. Likes water, but doesnt drink water, wants to drink more water, but not drink water.
 
The gym is really a waste of money for her. She needs low impact exercise and that can all be done at home, for free. Or she could go to the lake and exercise in water. And not that "swimming" she claims she does for hours at a time. Besides, what happened to those walking videos her and Becky were all into earlier this year?
 
600 elbees at 5'3"? Oh, dear... I don't think she misspoke either. The admission came out way too smoothly, and she often corrects herself quickly when stumbles over her words. What really clinched it for me was the .6. Amber and her obsession with exact numbers.
 
She looks big enough for it to be true. In some of the GIFs I posted in another thread a while ago she looked absolutely monstrous. However, a 100-lb difference seems too obese of a lie even for her. I don’t know anything anymore... maybe she was thinking of her goal weight?
 
Recent Lurker said:
Unless she does a YouNow and gets on the scale, im gonna doubt her.
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Honestly I don’t believe a single word that ever comes out of her mouth but her being heavier than 500 is believable, maybe not 593 or whatever she said but I think she’s definitely bigger than 500

Edit: also her getting on a scale live will never happen cause she has no way of faking it in her favor so we’re all shit out of luck and are just left speculating on what’s real and what’s fake
 
She just quoted a YT comment about eating two servings of rice. You know the comments she doesn't read. WW also made her eat Mcd's and ice cream. Only the Big Al and Necky Chinese Buffet diet works for them. Sorry WW.
 
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