Weight Loss Update - 6/17/18

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The Great and Powerful Autismo
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Our Gorl admits to being 593.6 lbs.
Claims she at one point kept a 1600 cal diet for a week ~

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She's off Weight Watchers, again. Shocking. :story:
 
Lol @ walking = strenuous activity.

Blah blah blah excuses excuses.

There’s no toilet under her butt(s) right now.

The anthropomorphication of weight loss plans. (I want to hear Amber say that sentence out loud.) Talking about how Weight Watchers "treated her". As opposed to how she does on the diet.
 
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Lol misspoke "593 lbs"

weight watchers: she quit because of one binge, and because it wasn't strict enough (lol how I wish dr now could be a snark reviewer of these vids). She was losing weight eating shit and was upset she ate "unhealthy" things. She thinks it's worse to lose weight while eating some bad food than to stay 500 lbs failing her self directed diets.

She put herself on a totally unrealistic 1600 calorie diet and binged on day 6.

She wants to go to the gym 3 times a week. Instead of just walking or buying one of those arm exercise bikes.
 
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I knew she was lying about her weight (duh!), but didn't expect to be this much. When she admitted to being 500lb, I knew she was well over it and she knew she was never getting below 500lb again, so she admitted to hitting her mark in the sand.

How long ago was that video? There is no way she gained almost 100lb in what? 2 -4 months? She was way above 500lb when she admitted to it.
Claims she at one point kept a 1600 cal diet for a week ~
Bullshit. Remember the "friend" she found on MyFitnessPal whom was doing a 600cal/meal diet? Amber said she was going to diet with this new friend and did it once or twice for the camera.
She filmed the first day and ended the video bragging about how she'd done it, only to admit on the next video that she kept on eating after the camera stopped rolling the day before.

That was a ~2000cal/day diet and she wasn't able to do it a single day.

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Amber said:
this channel is not a weight-loss
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channel this channel is about me about
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my family my fur babies my girlfriend
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what makeup I like using what outfits
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I'm currently wearing what I'm doing for
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the day this isn't just a weight loss
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channel and I know a lot of people say
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it is but it's not I started this
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channel over five over five almost five
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years ago over four years ago almost
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five years ago and I did start it as a
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weight loss channel but channels change
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this happens a lot where you subscribe
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to someone for one reason and their
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content completely changes but my
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content hasn't changed I have been doing
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vlogs challenges tags sit-down videos
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etc etc for four years now so this isn't
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something that's completely different I
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will always talk about my weight with
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you guys because it's like a parent high
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and I know I've gotten a lot of
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subscribers because of me wake making
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weight loss videos which is probably
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never gonna change it's always gonna be
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something I'm gonna have to deal with
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for the rest of my life

This is from the transcript and I'm not going to bother with parsing it, sorry. It's not a weight loss channel, despite all the fucking tags Amber uses to bring in more viewers. Amazing exercise in denial, lies and contradictions.
 
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“It was really eye opening trying two different diets” blah blah blah same shit different day. Everything is “eye opening” to her except it’s not because she never ends up changing anything. This time will be no different. She’s screwed.
 
Can Hambeast's scale even handle her weight? Thing is prolly from Walmart and most of those cheap ones max out at like 330 lbs...
She purchased a specialized shipping scale for $150 dollars that goes up to either 550 or 750lbs. I can’t remember exactly.
 
Guys, I really don't think she misspoke when she said 593.6 ...
She was reading off of something and is usually one to correct herself. Would she really let that mistake get through editing too?
 
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