Weekly Stream Weekly Livestream #13

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CWCissey said:
What's in the vid? It's private.
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OBAMATRON said:
No clue. I'm still waiting for a mirror.
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Retail mannequins are giving Jace gay thoughts.
WachtAmWeb said:
Put simply, it was a phone call from just a couple of days ago in which "Mike" tells Jace that he is under attack by DICKSQUAD radio waves and mind control attacks which are actively attempting to "turn" him gay and give him AIDS. Jace freaks out, and "Mike" advises him to remain calm and wrap himself in tinfoil (or, rather, to wrap the top of his head, his dick and his chest in tinfoil, and to insert a tinfoil spike into his anus). Jace tries to do so, but in the process asks his mom for more tinfoil while wearing his new tinfoil hat. Gail grabs the phone and starts demanding to know if the caller is a "non-Christian", before hanging up - Jace can be heard shrieking in the background.
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Things we learned from this stream:

  • Jace has "Exercise Induced Athesma" and also "Gastrointestinal Problems from Exercise Induced Athesma"
  • He found himself glaring at an Ambercrombie & Fitch mannequin at the mall from homosexual mind control rays issued by HAARP relay stations
  • He's so out of shape he gets winded briefly doing Gangnam Style
  • He really does believe that tin foil will protect him from Gay Muslim Mind Control Rays
  • There is a fap folder full of Meryl from MGS
  • Jace loves women in bikini armor except when they're Meryl because she's a hot soldier of the battlefield and people should stop objectifying women...
    • ...who should have to go to combat and die because it's not fair that only MEN fight the wars, man, and like, women don't.
    • Also, it's not fair women can accidentally punch him, but he can't accidentally and not accidentally punch them
  • Jace fills his camelpack with Monster Energy Drink so he can FINISH THE FIGHT™
    • He also claims to have not consumed water in any meaningful capacity for "over two years"
  • He and Tyce hid in some bushes and shot "feminists" at a breast cancer awareness rally with airsoft guns, and it was like, his only good prank tahaaaa
  • Tyce also pushed a sped girl in a wheelchair down some stairs because she wouldn't fuck him
  • DOGE is one of the best memes, but BARRELROLL does not make the cut
  • Jace and Tyce couldn't get enough money for tickets (and Robert wouldn't let him go), but they're sending loyal Deagle Nation Member Eli overseas on a mission even though he was probably going anyway for other reasons and won't do anything while on holiday
  • Jace's weapons include: a rusted splitting maul, his tacticool scythe, a custom made Tonto (invented by Elder Scrolls: Oblivion) made from a broken flea market katana, and some BatLeth looking sperg knife.
  • There should be a eugenics dating site so people with good genes can get matched up with other people of good genes and we will better the human race.
  • Abortion should be illegal...
    • ...except for retards and fatties.
  • Jace makes $921 in SSDI as confirmed by a guy in youtube chat and Jace's panicked response.

Anything I missed?

Edit: lots of edits, and thanks everyone who are posting below!
 
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Smutley said:
Things we learned from this stream:

  • Jace has "Exercise Induced Athesma" and also "Gastrointestinal Problems from Exercise Induced Athesma"
  • He found himself glaring at an Ambercrombie & Fitch mannequin at the mall from homosexual mind control rays issued by HAARP relay stations
  • He's so out of shape he gets winded briefly doing Gangnam Style
  • He really does believe that tin foil will protect him from Gay Muslim Mind Control Rays
  • There is a fap folder full of Meryl from MGS
  • Jace loves women in bikini armor except when they're Meryl because she's a hot soldier of the battlefield and people should stop objectifying women...
    • ...who should have to go to combat and die because it's not fair that only MEN fight the wars, man, and like, women don't.
    • Also, it's not fair women can accidentally punch him, but he can't accidentally and not accidentally punch them
  • Jace fills his camelpack with Monster Energy Drink so he can FINISH THE FIGHT™
    • He also claims to have not consumed water in any meaningful capacity for "over two years"
  • He and Tyce hid in some bushes and shot feminists at a rally with airsoft guns, and it was like, his only good prank tahaaaa
  • Tyce also pushed a sped girl in a wheelchair down some stairs because she wouldn't fuck him
  • DOGE is one of the best memes, but BARRELROLL does not make the cut
  • Jace and Tyce couldn't get enough money for tickets (and Robert wouldn't let him go), but they're sending loyal Deagle Nation Member Eli overseas on a mission even though he was probably going anyway for other reasons and won't do anything while on holiday

Anything I missed?
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You missed that there's a brilliant fanfiction of Tiberius Rising in production and the author not only has a sexy voice but he's gonna collaborate with Jace in the future.
 
Smutley said:
Things we learned from this stream:

  • Jace has "Exercise Induced Athesma" and also "Gastrointestinal Problems from Exercise Induced Athesma"
  • He found himself glaring at an Ambercrombie & Fitch mannequin at the mall from homosexual mind control rays issued by HAARP relay stations
  • He's so out of shape he gets winded briefly doing Gangnam Style
  • He really does believe that tin foil will protect him from Gay Muslim Mind Control Rays
  • There is a fap folder full of Meryl from MGS
  • Jace loves women in bikini armor except when they're Meryl because she's a hot soldier of the battlefield and people should stop objectifying women...
    • ...who should have to go to combat and die because it's not fair that only MEN fight the wars, man, and like, women don't.
    • Also, it's not fair women can accidentally punch him, but he can't accidentally and not accidentally punch them
  • Jace fills his camelpack with Monster Energy Drink so he can FINISH THE FIGHT™
    • He also claims to have not consumed water in any meaningful capacity for "over two years"
  • He and Tyce hid in some bushes and shot feminists at a rally with airsoft guns, and it was like, his only good prank tahaaaa
  • Tyce also pushed a sped girl in a wheelchair down some stairs because she wouldn't fuck him
  • DOGE is one of the best memes, but BARRELROLL does not make the cut
  • Jace and Tyce couldn't get enough money for tickets (and Robert wouldn't let him go), but they're sending loyal Deagle Nation Member Eli overseas on a mission even though he was probably going anyway for other reasons and won't do anything while on holiday
  • Jace's weapons include: a rusted splitting maul, his tacticool scythe, a custom made Tonto (invented by Elder Scrolls: Oblivion) made from a broken flea market katana, and some BatLeth looking sperg knife.

Anything I missed?
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I knew it, he made that Tanto. Also, he had a Sledgehammer too.
 
Smutley said:
Things we learned from this stream:

  • Jace has "Exercise Induced Athesma" and also "Gastrointestinal Problems from Exercise Induced Athesma"
  • He found himself glaring at an Ambercrombie & Fitch mannequin at the mall from homosexual mind control rays issued by HAARP relay stations
  • He's so out of shape he gets winded briefly doing Gangnam Style
  • He really does believe that tin foil will protect him from Gay Muslim Mind Control Rays
  • There is a fap folder full of Meryl from MGS
  • Jace loves women in bikini armor except when they're Meryl because she's a hot soldier of the battlefield and people should stop objectifying women...
    • ...who should have to go to combat and die because it's not fair that only MEN fight the wars, man, and like, women don't.
    • Also, it's not fair women can accidentally punch him, but he can't accidentally and not accidentally punch them
  • Jace fills his camelpack with Monster Energy Drink so he can FINISH THE FIGHT™
    • He also claims to have not consumed water in any meaningful capacity for "over two years"
  • He and Tyce hid in some bushes and shot feminists at a rally with airsoft guns, and it was like, his only good prank tahaaaa
  • Tyce also pushed a sped girl in a wheelchair down some stairs because she wouldn't fuck him
  • DOGE is one of the best memes, but BARRELROLL does not make the cut
  • Jace and Tyce couldn't get enough money for tickets (and Robert wouldn't let him go), but they're sending loyal Deagle Nation Member Eli overseas on a mission even though he was probably going anyway for other reasons and won't do anything while on holiday
  • Jace's weapons include: a rusted splitting maul, his tacticool scythe, a custom made Tonto (invented by Elder Scrolls: Oblivion) made from a broken flea market katana, and some BatLeth looking sperg knife.

Anything I missed?
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Small correction, the "feminist rally" Jace and Tyce attacked was in fact a Breast Cancer awareness rally.

Because there were not enough reasons already to fcking detest these shitstains
 
Marella said:
I knew it, he made that Tanto. Also, he had a Sledgehammer too.
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I'm pretty sure the sledgehammer was actually a splitting maul. I've used them before and many of the older unmaintained ones have really dull blades and are incredibly heavy. Their entire purpose is to puncture a log just enough to let weight and gravity force it all the way through.

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Smutley said:
I'm pretty sure the sledgehammer was actually a splitting maul. I've used them before and many of the older unmaintained ones have really dull blades and are incredibly heavy. Their entire purpose is to puncture a log just enough to let weight and gravity force it all the way through.

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Agreed. There's an axe-like edge on his "hammer." And I'm still shocked he didn't injure himself or damage the room whilst swinging that thing around.
 
Smutley said:
Things we learned from this stream:

  • Jace has "Exercise Induced Athesma" and also "Gastrointestinal Problems from Exercise Induced Athesma"
  • He found himself glaring at an Ambercrombie & Fitch mannequin at the mall from homosexual mind control rays issued by HAARP relay stations
  • He's so out of shape he gets winded briefly doing Gangnam Style
  • He really does believe that tin foil will protect him from Gay Muslim Mind Control Rays
  • There is a fap folder full of Meryl from MGS
  • Jace loves women in bikini armor except when they're Meryl because she's a hot soldier of the battlefield and people should stop objectifying women...
    • ...who should have to go to combat and die because it's not fair that only MEN fight the wars, man, and like, women don't.
    • Also, it's not fair women can accidentally punch him, but he can't accidentally and not accidentally punch them
  • Jace fills his camelpack with Monster Energy Drink so he can FINISH THE FIGHT™
    • He also claims to have not consumed water in any meaningful capacity for "over two years"
  • He and Tyce hid in some bushes and shot "feminists" at a breast cancer awareness rally with airsoft guns, and it was like, his only good prank tahaaaa
  • Tyce also pushed a sped girl in a wheelchair down some stairs because she wouldn't fuck him
  • DOGE is one of the best memes, but BARRELROLL does not make the cut
  • Jace and Tyce couldn't get enough money for tickets (and Robert wouldn't let him go), but they're sending loyal Deagle Nation Member Eli overseas on a mission even though he was probably going anyway for other reasons and won't do anything while on holiday
  • Jace's weapons include: a rusted splitting maul, his tacticool scythe, a custom made Tonto (invented by Elder Scrolls: Oblivion) made from a broken flea market katana, and some BatLeth looking sperg knife.
  • There should be a eugenics dating site so people with good genes can get matched up with other people of good genes and we will better the human race.
  • Abortion should be illegal...
    • ...except for retards and fatties.

Anything I missed?
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Tupac is actually alive and is being held by gay Muslim terrorists somewhere in Palestine. These gay Muslim terrorists have an evil scheme to turn people gay via gay Muslim rap music. (Not sure if I got it exactly right, but that's the gist of it.)
 
Smutley said:
I'm pretty sure the sledgehammer was actually a splitting maul. I've used them before and many of the older unmaintained ones have really dull blades and are incredibly heavy. Their entire purpose is to puncture a log just enough to let weight and gravity force it all the way through.
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Let's not forget how he thinks that Thor, the God of Thunder's name is Mjölnir.
 
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