Welcome to the Curio Shop. Hope ya find what you're looking for.
(no seriously i havent played since 2010. i tried to replay it with my girlfriend once to see how shitty it got but we decided to do other things instead.)
This thread reminded me of a vintage (15-20 or so years ago) lolcow in the UK named Ellen. She was a huge Webkinz fan and that, along with entering online competitions every day, was pretty much her entire identity. I can’t find any information on her and now I’m pissed. She had some relationship drama too. IIRC it mostly played out on Twitter. Someone find her and prove to us all how clever you are.
ETA: Found her on Twitter. She’s 46 and still obsessed with Webkinz but fortunately seems to keep her personal life offline now.