We should Bring Back Human Zoo’s

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Is not the Kiwi Farms itself not already something of a virtual human zoo? Or, at the very least, a Victorian freak show?

Roll up, roll up! Come gawp at the gigantic fat women! See the men who think they're ladies! Marvel at the King of Autism, himself, the man who would be Sonichu! 50p a go!
 
I mean, thinking about it, being a zoo animal is basically like living in a really nice prison, made in a simulacrum of your natural habitat, where you're fed high quality, nutritious food every day and there's a team of specially trained vets and handlers to ensure you're in good health. Sometimes, if you're lucky, like Moo Deng, you even have hordes of admirers who come from all across the world to tell you how cute you are.

Unless it's one of those ghetto ass zoos where everything is made of concrete and the lions just pace up and down all day. That would fucking suck.
 
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