WE GOT A NEW CAR!!!!!!! || 11/25/17 - Dude, where's my car?

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Rotogravure said:
Maybe AL really has gone to the Doctor. I know you can find sketchy doctors who don't require all the hoops for disability tags... and I use the term doctor kinda loosely cuz I don't expect she had any sort of actual checkup if she went.

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I would be shocked if she used any of her Cheesecake Factory funds on a doctor visit. Either the disabled tag is expired or they just have a quack doctor. Quackery has become dime a dozen in the states, especially in smaller towns.
 
FeedMeLobsterNow said:
Possibly the temp disability tag Thumb got and it hasn't expired yet? Usually good for 3 months.
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That's almost definitely what it is. Or AL made her cry injured to her doctor enough that they allowed her to renew it, because god forbid they waddle an extra 12 feet on their way to the cheesecake factory.
 
You'd think they would get something that comfortably fit into........like a hearse.
But seriously, I feel terrible for the car's upholstery. Can you imagine the smell that will seep into the fabric?
 
What kind of backward fucking retard would run a business that only schedules appointments at random times and ONLY calls their clients one week before? Get out of here Hambo, gorl you're thick in the head. What a business model that would be!

I wonder if she can open the glove box to comfortably rest her belly on/in? Now that’s an idea for you Hamb.
 
BigAmsGams said:
What kind of backward fucking exceptional individual would run a business that only schedules appointments at random times and ONLY calls their clients one week before? Get out of here Hambo, gorl you're thick in the head. What a business model that would be!
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She doesn't even lie well. Her stories make no sense at all. Has this vet carried out a check up on Rarity to make sure she's in good health? Have they even set a date for the spay? I don't understand the logic of calling a week before the scheduled appointment. They'd be out of business very quickly.
Any good pet owner would realise how sketchy this vet is and take their animal/s elsewhere, but that would be suggesting this vet actually exists, and overestimating AL's ability to care for anything other than herself.

I still don't get why she's dragging her feet so much when it comes to Rarity being sprayed. It surely can't just be due to laziness.
 
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Claiming part ownership of this meatwagon but Beck's is still gonna chauffer. And since they're probably making payments, Amber has Becky locked in until all the payments are made.
 
CindyChafe said:
I'm dying to know if AL's name is on the title. If Becky has any sense, I'd imagine not. But now that AL owns half a car -- will she learn to drive? :optimistic:
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A while back, Big Amber said that she and Becky would be buying a car together. That makes me think both of their names are on the title. Amber has no desire to get a license. Owning a car together means Becky can't just dump her and kick her out (at least in Amber's mind). If Amber wants to go to Walmart and Becky says no, Amber will whine about how she pays for the car and Becky has to drive her. Also, if Becky does dump her, Amber will use the car to try to keep her around. They'll either have to sell it or Amber will make Becky pay her back - which she probably can't do. If Becky couldn't afford to buy a car on her own, she should have asked a family member for help.
 
FeedMeLobsterNow said:
Possibly the temp disability tag Thumb got and it hasn't expired yet? Usually good for 3 months.
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You're right, they're good for three months (see section 2). But Becky fell down go boom four months ago. So she probably renewed it with the permission of her doctor.

Guess precious Becky isn't the tough biscuit she claims to be.
 
Two things come to mind. You need a picture ID card to put your name on the title, or to take out a loan. A car company/bank isn't just going to take your word for it. She also needs ID to tootle around in the new car, but could probably get away with using her birth certificate and SS #. She would also have to be able to wear a seat belt. My guess is they didn't buy a car together, but Becky bought the car in her name. Hell, Hamber can't even buy her precious Bailey's.
 
there's no there's no way that Amber has any ties financially to that car because she doesn't have a license and her credit is in the toilet. What she probably did was said that she would kick in more for the rent. Becky might be a nice person before Amber came into her life but I don't see her letting Amber have permanent ties to her either. The car payment is probably $200 a month. With Amber splitting the rent more Becky is still coming out ahead. Remember Amber claims everything as her own.

has she talk about her mother recently?
 
Amber saying "our car" means nothing. Krystle's parents bought Krystle a car and Amber said it was hers too.
 
C3PBRO said:
You're right, they're good for three months (see section 2). But Becky fell down go boom four months ago. So she probably renewed it with the permission of her doctor.

Guess precious Becky isn't the tough biscuit she claims to be.
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Not only are they going out of their way to legally be extra lazy, they're making life more difficult for people who really need to park close because so many people have placards now. If they're trying so hard to lose weight, why nix the only exercise you're getting?
 
I think a lot of it also has to do with anxiety about being in a vehicle for a long time without anyone to talk to at. She can't handle not being constantly overstimulated.
 
Ohhhamburgersss said:
Lezzzbe honest, she isn't anxious about driving. The real problem is that she can't fit behind the steering wheel. It's a small car and that's a big ass.
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Even if she could fit snuggly behind a wheel there is an issue trying to move her gargantuan legs in a timely manner to"stop and go". You have to be able to move your leg not only sideways but up and down. That fupa plus her slipped disc issues are going to make that a problem.
 
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