Was Jesus Christ circumcised?

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Yeah, there's an entire Christian feast associated with it.

The Holy Foreskins were relics in pre-Reformation Europe but thankfully the Protestants and French revolutionaries destroyed all of the retarded things.
 
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Rabbinical practices like sucking the dick after circumcision are probably owed to Masoretes like 800 years later in the the Geonim period at earliest
Judaism that we see today really starts here, in the "Two Libraries" period in Baghdad.

There had been some continuity of teachers from Judah until the Two Libraries period but its scant, and almost died out.
The vast majority of the Jewry were assimilated into Hellenic life and became Christian under Rome.
So basically from Jesus time to this period in Baghdad almost everything about Judaism was marginalized except for the Pharisaic tradition

They basically rebuilt the whole thing based on what they had still retained after all their Messianic communities flipped Christian
But your actual JEWISH SOCIAL MORES, their customs, probably are like 500-600 years old.

It would not surprise me at all if no Jews ever sucked at dick after circumcision before 1500AD or whatever
Jews born after 1500 only know wear funny hat, suck they dick
 
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Gemerson said:
The Protestants and (especially) the French revolutionaries destroyed Europe (not a retarded thing).
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The Catholic Church was so corrupt at the time of the Reformation it was inevitable. It was a wakeup call whose warning signs dated back a couple centuries earlier.

Gave us Trent, though.

Destroying bullshit fake relics is a good thing though. Wish we could do that with the stupid Face of Manoppello, it is such obvious nonsense.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
The Catholic Church was so corrupt at the time of the Reformation it was inevitable. It was a wakeup call whose warning signs dated back a couple centuries earlier.

Gave us Trent, though.

Destroying bullshit fake relics is a good thing though. Wish we could do that with the stupid Face of Manoppello, it is such obvious nonsense.
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Jesus said upon this rock you shall build my church.
Also, Matthew 18:18-19 says "Truly I tell you, whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven. Again, truly I tell you that if two of you on earth agree about anything they ask for, it will be done for them by my Father in heaven."
Try again, little revisionist diet Catholic child. Your religion is a blasphemy according to the word of Christ. All Protestants are blasphemous and living in sin.
Repent, my fren. Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus. Outside of the Catholic Church there is no salvation.
 
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Taser Confetti said:
Do you think Jesus could have made his grow back? Would the god magic make it regenerate Wolverine/Deadpool or would it just appear instantly?
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He wouldn't want his foreskin to grow back. He was born a Jew and he recognizes that many Catholics get circumcised.
If anything he is spending every few minutes cutting off a new foreskin that grows back if he does have regeneration powers.
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Don't you dare call me a revisionist you goddamn Trotskyite.
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>Calling a Catholic a Trotskyite
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