Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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So you've spent years hating Stephen Lynch, accumulating every negative thing anyone has had to say about him and imagining even more nefarious things, and I'm supposed to be surprised that your impression of him is negative?

If you really wanted to affect public opinion of him, you'd gather facts, make some attempt at fairness, and give your opinion more in sorrow than in anger. This thing you're doing instead? Does not work.
 
W person cow said:
Another news flash, OMG. I no longer work for Brianna, and I do not care what her constituents think of her anymore. I care about Malden and we like brawls, controversy, arguments, lead-free water, good housing and librarians in our schools.
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Sandwich stuff like clean water, good housing, and improving schools inbetween a whole bunch of garbage your voters hate (open borders, abortion, white guilt) and see where it gets you. Also kinda skeptical about your ability to handle brawls, controversy, and arguments, but hey.

But I guess you not giving a fuck about bri anymore invalidates all my criticisms, somehow, I guess. Keep trying the same shit and getting beat out the same way by Republicans and Lynch-equivalents in Malden or wherever else your """career""" takes you. Good luck explaining to your future #woke employers why you posted on an ableist hate site under your real name.
 
AprilRains said:
So you've spent years hating Stephen Lynch, accumulating every negative thing anyone has had to say about him and imagining even more nefarious things, and I'm supposed to be surprised that your impression of him is negative?
If you really wanted to affect public opinion of him, you'd gather facts, make some attempt at fairness, and give your opinion more in sorrow than in anger. This thing you're doing instead? Does not work.
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Yes but I've tried to explain like 11 times now that I no longer care about public opinion of him. I only think about him when y'all bring him up.
 
W person cow said:
Yes but I've tried to explain like 11 times now that I no longer care about public opinion of him. I only think about him when y'all bring him up.
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You care so little that you can't stop inventing new libels against him.
 
Terrorist said:
Your techniques will fail in Malden because of how I imagine Malden is.
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I regret to inform you that the Malden voters do not agree with you the last 6 times they voted. And no I'm not for open borders, said that one like 50 times too.
This is getting pretty tiring.

AprilRains said:
You care so little that you can't stop inventing new libels against him.
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Haha I don't have to care very much to shitpost :)
 
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W person cow said:
Yes but I've tried to explain like 11 times now that I no longer care about public opinion of him. I only think about him when y'all bring him up.
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You've made outlandish and baseless claims and then expect people to take it at face value, and then go make other unrelated claims. People point out your history of making unproven claims.

if you don't want something to haunt you, don't air your laundry in any political place or here. Look at the stuff any famous person not just polictial gets held to decades later.
 
Bassomatic said:
if you don't want something to haunt you, don't air your laundry in any political place or here. Look at the stuff any famous person not just polictial gets held to decades later.
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Lol I also said he likes to whip his dick out and masturbate on people in police stations. You're barking up the wrong tree, my man :)
 
W person cow said:
I regret to inform you that the Malden voters do not agree with you the last 6 times they voted. And no I'm not for open borders, said that one like 50 times too.
This is getting pretty tiring.
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So you're just gonna assume they'll always vote that way? Ballsy. Speaking of ballsy, if you're really serious about protecting our borders, put your money where your mouth is and donate to ICE : https://icefoundation.org/

Malden seems to have some issues from the way you're talking about it. It's a working-class place whose quality of life is degrading, prime conditions for a political realignment. You remind me of the politicos who thought PA would never flip, until it did. And even if an upset doesn't happen, it's kinda irresponsible not to have a plan B.

Again you're missing my point, which is that you fail because you're like Brianna, too busy huffing your own farts to understand perspectives outside your narrow SJW bubble.
 
Terrorist said:
So you're just gonna assume they'll always vote that way? Ballsy. Speaking of ballsy, if you're really serious about protecting our borders, put your money where your mouth is and donate to ICE : https://icefoundation.org/

Malden seems to have some issues from the way you're talking about it. It's a working-class place whose quality of life is degrading, prime conditions for a political realignment. You remind me of the politicos who thought PA would never flip, until it did. And even if an upset doesn't happen, it's kinda irresponsible not to have a plan B.

Again you're missing my point, which is that you fail because you're like Brianna, too busy huffing your own farts to understand perspectives outside your narrow SJW bubble.
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Lol Malden just DID flip, in 2017. It was a conservative-majority council for 25 years, and is now majority progressive.
Thanks to me and my buddies. I might be out of touch with a lot of things, but Malden isn't one of them.
 
W person cow said:
Lol Malden just DID flip, in 2017. It was a conservative-majority council for 25 years, and is now majority progressive.
Thanks to me and my buddies. I might be out of touch with a lot of things, but Malden isn't one of them.
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Then why is Daddy Lynch whipping your ass?
Dude's about to get reelected and your only public encounter lead to you running away in tear when he wouldn't play along with your fanfiction.
 
Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
Then why is Daddy Lynch whipping your ass?
Dude's about to get reelected and your only public encounter lead to you running away in tear when he wouldn't play along with your fanfiction.
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OMG dude. Because Lynch is in the EIGHTH and running against BRIANNA. He's whooping Brianna and Voehl's ass probably, sure, and I'm not running against him. Because I'm in MALDEN which is in the FIFTH.
How many different ways does this have to be explained? Should I draw you a map?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massachusetts's_congressional_districts
 
Kosher Dill said:
Try right-clicking the link and doing a "Save As". Also you need a copy of MS Word newer than 1997 to view it.
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What the fuck, bro.

After all this talk about freedom you're going to shill Micro$oft?

Libreoffice / Openoffice will open it just fine without tainting your soul. Free as in beer and free as in speech (except in Warren's delusions)!!
 
Maybe you guys were right all along, and I should repent and embrace Christ.
There was this one dude in Liberia who did that after he ate like 100 babies. He is a pastor now.
Maybe I should make friends with everybody and not call them deranged psychopaths or racist adderall addicts.
I should stop spreading socialist Sharia Witch Law and get right with Christ.
I should be friends with Neil Kinnon, Stephen Lynch and Jason Lewis, love my enemies, and take large corporate donations.
That's what Christ would want. Do unto others as you would have them do nicely unto you.
Go your way, and sin no more.
 
W person cow said:
I've actually been elected by voters 6 times in Malden now.
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W person cow said:
Here we like a brawl, a circus, a bloodsport, or all three.
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W person cow said:
We're pretty nonpartisan but we'll vote for a colorful right OR left winger over somebody boring, 10 times out of 10. :)
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All your really telling me is you've been elected six times because it's a town that votes for the kid yelling the loudest rather than someone potentially more qualified but less of a peacock.
They may as well vote on the basis of nicest hair the way you tell it.
You talk alot about toxic Rambo attitude around here but paint the community you serve as the biggest bunch of redneck bread and circus types possible. Unless these are metaphorical Bloodsports and brawls and you actually mean bitching and shit posting rather than getting dirty.


Warren Lynch
I think some folks in Malden could use a five knuckle convincer, but it wouldn't be my fellow BernieCrats in Our Revolution
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Warren doesn't like them toxic Rambo types unless they are punching people who dare oppose da revolution.
 
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MMX said:
Unless these are metaphorical Bloodsports and brawls and you actually mean bitching and shit posting rather than getting dirty
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Warren literally cried when someone asked his parents' names, he is not brawling with anyone. Bawling maybe.
 
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