Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Corbin Dallas Multipass said:
Why are you talking about Brianna and Frank again? Have you come unstuck in time?
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Because it is literally the only thing of value or interest to this thread.
Look, I dunno why some people want to discuss municipal sign ordinances, but Warren has nothing new to say about them and it's a boring fucking topic. Fuck Malden, fuck the signs, fuck whatever gay indie game he's working on, and fuck his hackneyed ideas about "leftists vs. liberals".
Let him dish the shit anyone cares about.
 
Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
Because it is literally the only thing of value or interest to this thread.
Look, I dunno why some people want to discuss municipal sign ordinances, but Warren has nothing new to say about them and it's a boring fucking topic. Fuck Malden, fuck the signs, fuck whatever gay indie game he's working on, and fuck his hackneyed ideas about "leftists vs. liberals".
Let him dish the shit anyone cares about.
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Haha you only complain because you secretly love sign ordinances more than life itself <3

Once upon a time, Brianna Wu walked down the street and 5000 thirsty dudes ran after, trying to sniff her gym socks.
 
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W person cow said:
Once upon a time, Brianna Wu walked down the street and 5000 thirsty dudes ran after, trying to sniff her gym socks.
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No one would have to run to catch up with John. He walks like a spastic arachnid crankhead. Please try to keep these fantasies a bit more verisimilitudinous.
 
W person cow said:
Haha you only complain because you secretly love sign ordinances more than life itself <3

Once upon a time, Brianna Wu walked down the street and 5000 thirsty dudes ran after, trying to sniff her gym socks.
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I imagine they're large socks, considering she looks to be about a men's 11.
You know, because she's a dude and all.

Hate the facts all you want, man, but cmon. You know why you're here. You know why people are listening. You're not a cow, bro, you're a bit weird and kinda underdeveloped for someone your age, but there's nothing of interest in you personally. Bri, on the other hand, is kind of amusing.
You feed sharks with meat, not white bread. Dish the goods.
 
Look, Warren @W person cow, I know you're all upset that your own thread isn't interested much in you. So you're trying to show us how interesting and cool you can be, maybe we should start following you?

You got to realize what this place is. We aren't a bunch of twatgoons who are looking to score some more virtue points by supporting the "right" person in whatever their oppression is. We make fun of those people. We point out their hypocricy and revel in their ability to fool masses of dumb, willingly-blind people.

As I've stated, this isn't your hug box. You're trying to be interesting on your own, and I respect that, but this isn't the place you will shine. This isn't a giant hugbox where everyone is special important snowflake. You either put up or you shut up around here.

The topic of discussion here is Brianna Wu. You are in a unique position to provide a lot of insight and stories related to her. That is why we are here. We aren't here to talk about signs or why someone is a True Berniebro or whatever.

That's why I was suggesting maybe doing a movie about her. You can impart your wacky art, hopefully tone down all the snuff, and get along here. Even if no filming takes place, writing a plot would be fun and match the topic here. It's the best way I see you continuing on here without continuing to get your feelings hurt that we don't really care about your leaded water crusades. I honestly believe that Brianna has enough of a footprint that if you did a kickstarter and Kiwi promoted / endorsed it, that you could easily get enough to relaunch your media career. Maybe you can start affecting progressiveness with propaganda films and whatnot, I don't know, that's your interests and up to you.

What's NOT going to happen though is that folks are going to engage much longer on the mundane. The fact is you have a unique means to contribute, but you wish that you could contribute just being Warren than by being Brianna's personal lowcow. And fine, maybe that
s an end goal, but maybe see what you've got as a tool, that you can take your life to the next level if only you'd swallow your pride and drop the bomb.
 
It's not really a bad thing not to be of interest to a group that is mainly interested in complete fucktards.
 
AnOminous said:
It's not really a bad thing not to be of interest to a group that is mainly interested in complete fucktards.
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That's why I never understood when people to try use Chris to get e-famous. Why the hell would anyone want to be famous among us weirdos that follow lolcows?
 
I don't know if Warren has thread-making priveleges (since he's verified he might be under the cow restrictions, idk) but if he does, I'd recommend starting a thread in off-topic. I'm sure there is enough interest in talking to somebody actually involved in politics to maintain discussion in something like that while keeping this thread mostly on the topic of Wu's shenanigans.
 
By the way, my friend from Weymouth (that I didn't say the name of) just quit the campaign recently too. Now he's working for Bob Massie instead. I don't know details but he says he "left for similar reasons that everyone else left."
He's not the same guy that Brianna yelled at about the car clutch. That was some different guy, who appears to be an unpaid volunteer.

That makes 6 campaign managers who quit or were fired in one campaign. Might be some kind of record?

Campaign manager #1: mysterious person, only heard about him or her in stories, fired after 2 months
#2: Frank. Did all the work of campaign manager but was not given that title. Lasted 11 months, replaced by me, kind of
#3: Imran aka Ponytail Guy. Found by me. Lasted 1 week, was fired.
#4: Me. Did all the work of campaign manager but was not given that title. Lasted... IDK, like 5 months? Depends how you look at it.
#5: ****** *******. A strong Latina woman. Quit after 1 month because Brianna "cannot listen or do simple tasks"
#6: ***** *******. My Weymouth friend. Quit after 1 month saying he "left for similar reasons that everyone else left."
Now I think we may be back to #2, Frank.
 
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W person cow said:
By the way, my friend from Weymouth (that I didn't say the name of) just quit the campaign recently too. Now he's working for Bob Massie instead. I don't know details but he says he "left for similar reasons that everyone else left."
He's not the same guy that Brianna yelled at about the car clutch. That was some different guy, who appears to be an unpaid volunteer.

That makes 6 campaign managers who quit or were fired in one campaign. Might be some kind of record?

Campaign manager #1: mysterious person, only heard about him or her in stories, fired after 2 months
#2: Frank. Did all the work of campaign manager but was not given that title. Lasted 11 months, replaced by me, kind of
#3: Imran aka Ponytail Guy. Found by me. Lasted 1 week, was fired.
#4: Me. Did all the work of campaign manager but was not given that title. Lasted... IDK, like 5 months? Depends how you look at it.
#5: ****** *******. A strong Latina woman. Quit after 1 month because Brianna "cannot listen or do simple tasks"
#6: ***** *******. My Weymouth friend. Quit after 1 month saying he "left for similar reasons that everyone else left."
Now I think we may be back to #2, Frank.
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I gotta ask in all sincerity, is there something in the water in Massachusetts? Not to attack anyone, but how could anyone actually meet a Wu and think “this is a winning ticket! Sign me up!” Warren and to some extent Frank are at least appealing in their own way. But Brianna just radiates a degree of fakery that cannot be ignored. How does she get 6 people to buy into it?
 
It's been wonderful having an inside view of Brianna's adventures. Thanks, Warren.

We've always suspected it was this dysfunctional just from the side effects, but seeing what's actually going on has been a real blast. My only question now is how did Amanda Warner and Maria Enderton stick it out long enough to ship R60? What special sauce did they have that enabled them to cope with Wu's ego and micromanagerial tendencies?

I presume being a woman is a big part of surviving Wu, as you skip out on a lot of Wu's hostility to menfolk. I presume another part of it is to never expect Wu to do any work, and just do it yourself wherever practical.

Even more than ever, this campaign deserves a book about it. Seriously consider it, Warren. You've got all these friends you can interview who must have some hilarious anecdotes about working for Wu.
 
Warren, are you going to the candidate's forum tomorrow? Is it going to be streamed anywhere? You should consider streaming it that is unless the Wu's notice you're doing it and call security like they did to fat Ralph.
 
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