Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

[AnOminous]

1) She is lazy. It's clear she learned about the "agile standup" stuff at one of those political seminars. But she didn't pay attention enough to understand it. It's like the hundreds of times she picks up on some buzzword in tech and pretends to be an expert on it but doesn't put the effort into actually learning what it means.

John has a certain low animal cunning and realized a part of this agile bullshit is randomly yelling at people and acting like a spastic, which John always does anyway.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I do have a question for you Warren. What time would these morning calls happen? She used to be someone who slept in till noon each day but wondering if the campaign has forced her to get up at a reasonable hour now.

He answered that in his post. No surprise that the answer doesn't conflict with John getting up at noon.

Meanwhile 2pm wakeup call from Brianna every day demanding to know why endorsements weren't working, why I wasn't raising money, why I wasn't "getting on iCal". Then staying up late nights writing 10 to 100 page endorsement applications. Which never got responded to.

 

[W person cow]

There's ideological mismatches and then there are disagreements over fundamental policy, and the Democrats have moved far, far away from any concern whatsoever about the working class. They don't even profess to care any more. They'll talk about the middle class all day, and by that, they mean the college educated upper middle class, the people hoping to be in the 1% some day who think Democrats are on their side.
Look who they hang around with, though. Where does Hillary get her money? Unlike normal people, who deposit money into banks, she gets paid by banks to pal around with them.

If you mean the establishment Democrats, I agree 100%.
I do think that Bernie is pretty in touch with the working class, especially the small farmers and farm workers, and that's how I try to be.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

Alright Warren [ @W person cow ], so we had agreed on a deal involving you receiving, as payment for acts completed, a picture of Stephen Lynch getting a crown of dicks.
After completing the acts, you then try to change your price! And no it's not just some "alternate payment of equivalent value". No such terms were permitted in the arrangement, nor was any guidance or quantification of measure to even determine a scale by which to differentiate one 'shoop operation over another.

So... I am willing to provide my side of the deal and a dicked picture of Stephen Lynch, or I'm gonna need to to renegotiate another exchange. If you choose to not have Stephen Lynch Dons His Peoples' Native Treasure: The Crown Of Dicks (by dimethyl ketone), as was the original arrangement and want to renegotiate... well, I will consider you having provided that first story as credit towards payment due.

I'm sorry but we have contracts and specific deals for a reason, if you just go up trying to change the deal at the end... well, you've nullified the contract. So since that would be utter chaos and we wouldn't be able to have things like... businesses exist, I'm going to give you another shot. Keep the current terms of our deal and get your limited-edition SLD.png or let's exchange more Brianna content in exchange for a different item we can talk about.
What choose ye?

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

If you mean the establishment Democrats, I agree 100%.
I do think that Bernie is pretty in touch with the working class, especially the small farmers and farm workers, and that's how I try to be.

You mean the working class people who worked on his campaign and have since come out to decry him as an absolute terror to work with, citing him as abusive and "an asshole"?
The guy has some decent ideas, but he's apparently a deeply egotistical prick.

 

[W person cow]

You mean the working class people who worked on his campaign and have since come out to decry him as an absolute terror to work with, citing him as abusive and "an asshole"?
The guy has some decent ideas, but he's apparently a deeply egotistical prick.

Could be, but the local farmers sure like him. For example my conservative farmer brother named his dog Bernie Sanders.
Cause according to him "He's ugly but you can count on him"

I know I owe you a story about East Bridgewater but in the meantime...

https://www.patreon.com/posts/20213569

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

So what's up with The Mystery of The East Bridgewater Democrats? Is it going to be spooky? Are the Hardey Boys involved?

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

So what's up with The Mystery of The East Bridgewater Democrats? Is it going to be spooky? Are the Hardey Boys involved?

Yes. It will be an update of the old National Lampoon version of the Hardy Boys in which Aunt Gurtrude -- played by hilariously deranged drag queen John Walker Flynt -- pursues the boys and their teenage chums while waving a giant rectal thermometer and screeching that they all look a bit feverish.

 

[ZKWNordman]

You never run out of people to blame, do you John?

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Hey Warren, how do you feel about Brianna throwing your friend under the bus? She’s blaming him for fucking up her porsche—you know, the third one she bought in under a year.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

I was catching up on this thread and saw that Warren was handing out 'autistic' ratings. Sounds pretty ableist to me! (one of us, one of us)

(edit: most were probably well-deserved though)

 

[Norvic]

I was catching up on this thread and saw that Warren was handing out 'autistic' ratings. Sounds pretty ableist to me! (one of us, one of us)

Speaking of sins against the progressive order.

Cultural appropriation, bro. Besides, if I wanted to hear some white boys rip off Leadbelly I'd at least go with the Irish Elvis, not some bunch of nowhere beatniks.

 

[Keep Yourself Safe]

Hey Warren are you involved with the Boston DSA at all? What do you think about all the hullabaloo that's been going over the last few months with Morency, Arpwel and the M4A?

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

@W person cow -- Would you ever consider making a movie about being on the campaign trail with Brianna Wu? I'm thinking a horror-comedy like Pony Trouble, except instead of making up some fake cult you can just expose the world a tad to the inner Cult Of Wu?

Maybe there's this big fat cat smoking cigars, a. la the generic bad guy from Captain Planet, Stephen Lynch, who the movie starts out and you think you're fighting. You're suckered in my this Gypsi fraud whose chameleon abilities seem broken when it comes to differentiating between a man and a woman (seems to shift between them fluidly).
At first, you begin the trail hellbent on bringing down Stephen Lynch, but as time goes on you discover that there's a bigger conspiracy going on.. that Brianna is actually the bad guy and the original shots of Stephen Lynch were seen through a misdirection mirror John cast to ensnare you.

I can see you writing all kinds of interesting plot lines from this story base. We will help you write parts of it if you want. It would be an absolute hit, I'm sure.. So, what do you think?

 

[Chemical snorfare]

@W person cow -- Would you ever consider making a movie about being on the campaign trail with Brianna Wu? I'm thinking a horror-comedy like Pony Trouble, except instead of making up some fake cult you can just expose the world a tad to the inner Cult Of Wu?

It could be like that documentary Weiner, except without the weiner.

 

[Bassomatic]

Since you like both WH40k and MLP.

In both worlds place both Johnny Flynt and Bernie. What race, cutie mark or what not.

Being Bernie is old as hell I want to make a Necron joke, but it's just not coming to me. Wu is kinda all the Chaos gods wrapped in one. But I think you can use the lore to make some funnier or more fitting links.

 

[DontTellMeHowToPlay]

Would you ever consider making a movie about being on the campaign trail with Brianna Wu?

Sounds like a John Waters film. I like it!

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I can see you writing all kinds of interesting plot lines from this story base. We will help you write parts of it if you want. It would be an absolute hit, I'm sure.. So, what do you think?

Kickstarter immediately. Don't forget the supporting cast: the ghost of Lauren Milvoy (definitely a homosexual and fought and died in every war since 1940), interdimensional Natalie O'Brien who can only be perceived by truly exceptional individuals, and a wacky trio of talking dogs. Aw shit yeah let's do this Warren.

 

[Richard Stabone]

You can save money by splicing in clips from Birth of a Nation for Brianna's flashbacks to her childhood days in Mississippi.

Also for the final scene, just re-enact this but have it be Brianna pulling up to you in one of her Porsche's, scowling at you, and then driving on.

https://youtu.be/WmdcERGYaCg?t=1m15s

 

[ZKWNordman]

Warren, dawg. I’m going to say you’re trolling Brianna here. If yes, nice effort.

You didn’t answer my question. Are you cool with Brianna posting publicly that your friend damaged her Porsche clutch?

Some thoughts:
- it was a stupid ego trip car to use in a parade. Risk of damage was high, which as the owner of three Porsches, Brianna should know.
- if you’re not sure if this is a shitty thing to do, ask yourself if you’d ever smack talk an employee on social media.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

@W person cow - Are you hiding again? Are we back in the "Warren Quiet Times?"
Come on! I don't know if you think I'm trolling but I'm totally serious about supporting you in a kickstarter for one of your movies based around Brianna. There's a ton of people out there who would love to see it too, this could be your breakout film. We can set up a script writing group and bounce ideas back and forth, help you secure funding, etc.

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