Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Warren's first post:
W person cow said:
I am honored that y'all feel I am a hard worker, and I'm not hurt by all the insults. I know I'm funny looking and kind of insane. But I do work hard! And I appreciate the (mixed) encouragement! Such as it is, lol!

Thanks for congratulating me when I finally got on the City Committee. It took SEVENTEEN MONTHS!

I am going to run for City Council in 2019, so maybe that will be fun to make fun of also. I had a City Councillor threaten to call the cops on me last Tuesday for making fun of him, who says he "owns the police". So that will be fun.

Jeez he's just my 5th cousin, I just call him "my cousin" like he's my first cousin cause it makes him mad. Yes he did make fun of me about my deceased mom in front of the entire caucus of Stoughton Democrats. And yes I did cry about it like a baby. But I called him a murderer in front of everybody back, so we're equally assholes I guess.

Maybe I am delusional. And kinda stupid. But hey, you got to try something. I always liked those stories about delusional stupid guys who tried something crazy. Like The Punisher or Batman.

But anyway, thanks for all the unexpected props. And I still like Brianna, even though some people think that's crazy.
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What followed was a rollercoaster ride over twenty pages long. An epic tale of murder, mystery, delving into ancient ruins and more.
 
Null said:
Well surprise -- last Sunday, Warren informs us that he was fired from his volunteer position by Brianna Wu via text message. Wu is already trying to find a new slave to do the footwork of their scampaign for them.
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I suggest that the thread title gets adjusted to reflect the new reality.

And to Warren, your idealism is to be commended, but take it from a (formerly) idealistic fellow: Idealists are ripe to be used by scam artists and assholes like John Flynt, so try to a bit more cynical before letting yourself get swallowed up by that kind of people, it's perfectly okay to question before you trust, because that kind of people is bound to turn wide-eyed idealism into bitterness and pessimism.

Best of luck and shine on, you crazy diamond!
 
It says something about his character that his first reaction to being set adrift was not to run here and spill the tea.
 
Null said:
Stephen Lynch, in my opinion, is a very tolerable liberal democrat who has honorably served his area for decades without any political scandals.
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Oh @RepStephenLynch, if only you were here: if you're a Dem and you're able to get an alt-right faglord like Null to describe you as "very tolerable", you're fighting the good fight, sir.

@Jaimas is it time for a lol-cow wiki article?
 
Tbh warren seems like a genuinely good person, just easily abused by predators like Wu. He just needs to not be so trusting and get that ADHD under control.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Oh @RepStephenLynch, if only you were here: if you're a Dem and you're able to get an alt-right faglord like Null to describe you as "very tolerable", you're fighting the good fight, sir.

@Jaimas is it time for a lol-cow wiki article?
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Warren doesn't deserve one, but what Wu did to him sure as hell warrants one.

I fucking told him this was coming by the way:

Jaimas said:
@W person cow, I was going to do a thing and show you the maybe few dozen cases I have, on Lolcow Wiki alone, of Brianna Wu showing her propensity of stepping over people she deems lesser and basically acting like a dick to people she should, ostensibly, be allies with, but I've noticed that you've gradually migrated away from even tangentially listening to what most here have to say, so instead I've chosen to give you this warning, instead:

It might happen when you run afoul of some dangerhair who claims you talked over her. It might be when helping keep an outrage machine going for years past its prime just is too much. It might happen when the Democratic Party continues its ongoing slide towards fucking obsolescence and fails dramatically in 2008. It might simply be because you, personally, can't simply ignore the lies any longer. Why it happens is irrelevant however - when it happens, you will be discarded, abandoned, and ultimately, forgotten, if you have not already by the ideology you purport to care about.

And at that point, only then you will fully understand why so many here tried to talk sense to you about Wu, in spite of the fact that you provably never had any intent of doing so in good faith.
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Warren's not a bad guy, just naive and misguided, fed a litany of lies by people who wanted to exploit him.
Like most lefties his age, really. The only good news is that more and more of them are realizing that those at the top on the left haven't the foggiest idea what they're doing and this is leading to the uncomfortable conversations that will ultimately lead in a better direction. Nowhere near fast enough, for my liking, but I'll take what I can get.
 
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Care package for Warren when?

This seriously sums up everything about Mr B. Wu you need to know. I seriously wonder how Wu reacted when Trump fired people from his staff because he thought he could not trust them.
I am mad now.
 
W person cow said:
I'm not a god damn liberal lol. Although I am progressive and I agree with liberals on social issues, I do not talk down my nose at the working families like some snobby liberal. Or not on purpose anyway.
Also I am glad my friend told me, because he is nice. That made it easier than being called names or whatever.
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Just popping in from the front page, but when you say "called names" is that from your own experience? I apologize if this thread has tons of instances of Wu name calling you, like I said, just got here.
 
I always got the impression that most interaction between Brianna and Warren consisted of Brianna using Frank as the intermediary. I'm curious how much Warren actually got to talk to Brianna one-on-one.
 
Null said:
fired from his volunteer position by Brianna Wu
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not just volunteer, paid less than minimum wage staff who was doing all the work. this after brianna said she would strive to have dozens of POC and women staff she only came up with a white male. and she was the one who told Warren about his thread.
 
Goofy Logic said:
Did he really get fired for talking on a forum on a thread she told him about?

Talk about backstabbing.
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Yes, leaks from the Flynt camp could bring down John’s house of cards and well he just can’t have that.

Even though Warren was defensive of John the entire time.
 
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I can't even.

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Norvic wins the no-prize as the recent turn of events is all their fault due to triggering John's residual sense of shame. Hope those new water pipes in Malden make drinking there safe for everybody.

Personally, I still have to press 'F' for that two pounds of weed that looked p dank he lost a few years ago however.
 
NotoriousD said:
Does this mean Warren is gone for good or will he return to the Farms? I sincerely hope he will.
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I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up returning. I think he alluded to it in one of the lasts posts he did here at the very least. I believe it was something along the lines of taking a break from the internet to focus on finding something that actually paid living wages.
 
He may be an idiot, but he's a lovable idiot. While his time with us may have been short since I doubt he'll be returning, it's nice to see him move on from the whole Wu ordeal and not just yell about how everyone here is a Nazi troll. Godspeed Warren, you weirdo.
 
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