Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

[RandomNobody]

I would gladly eat a bowl of crow if Warren can redeem himself and pull off a top ten animu ending.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

I hope it doesn't go like this:

Warren: "Hey... umm... so I found this thread of trolls on the internet and they say some things about you. Umm... are you aware of this?"
Brianna: "Oh, those trolls just support Stephen Lynch and want to bully me because I'm a gamergate and **snarlllll** don't listen to anything they have to say. It's all lies."
Warren: "Oh... ok... umm... that's what I thought haha. I've been talking to them."
Brianna: "**Snarrlllllllll** GOOOOOBOERRRRRGGGGGEATTTTEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! **glass shadders**"

In the interest of protecting your communities' glass, it should go more like this:

Warren: "Hey Brianna. So, a lot of people who have my best interests at heart have been telling me a lot of things... I want to give you the benefit of the doubt, but for my sanity and my continued dedication to the cause, We have to go through this together."
(Warren pulls up the lolcow kiki on Brianna Wu, or starts with any of the other articles and long list of things we've collected on him.)
Brianna either fire's him right there and blames it on Gamergate, or Brianna has to defend for hours the evidence we've collected and since she's really bad at lying, Warren should get the verification he needs.
or
Brianna walks away and says "Don't listen to those trolls", and Warren should understand that's verification right there. Or maybe he'll still ride the Wu Abuse Caboose train. That's on him.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Pony Trouble is going to be played hopefully this week at kiwifarms movie night, but if SplendidMeatSticks can't get it set up for tonight's movie night, we'll hopefully run it no later than next week. Warren is of course invited to join the discord and/or chat as the first honored guest director of the film being screened there probably ever in the history of the event when it is finally ran, so there's that if he gets fired at least...

 

[W person cow]

I don't really get what "Islamic content" means.
I had the meeting, and now I am going to sleep for a minute, then have another meeting, then probably tell you things.

 

[Norvic]

And folks who are going to insist I not prioritize things like me working and sleeping, and make carefully answering every question my new full time job, are going to be disappointed.

Hey, take a load off bro. If there's one benefit to working for Brianna, it's that she isn't going to give the slightest shit if anything actually gets done. In fact she may prefer it if it doesn't.

 

[David_cadbury]

I don't really get what "Islamic content" means.

I think it is a mixture of sexual, gross, religious or scary content or just anything you don't like. It's up to the person's own interpretation. Try not to get discouraged if people give you negative ratings. It will happen regardless of the quality of your posts and it's better just not to acknowledge it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Natalie O'Natalie, my insider in the Wu campaign, tells me the big news is that Warren's been promoted to running mate!* All hail Vice-Congressman Lynch!

*Promotion not accompanied by a pay raise

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Natalie O'Natalie, my insider in the Wu campaign, tells me the big news is that Warren's been promoted to running mate!* All hail Vice-Congressman Lynch!

*Promotion not accompanied by a pay raise

Since Flynt/Wu has ignorantly claimed that upon election he will immediately begin executing many of the duties of the president, this makes perfect sense.

 

[Clockwork Dragon]

If it's low, Bob Massie has a lot of unpaid staff and is progressive.
If it's high, Stephen Lynch pays his staffers a lot

This tack is something I notice you do a lot, deflect/ derail by dragging in other candidates. The subject under discussion is what Brianna pays you, not what these other people pay. I mean, if you don't care, you don't care. I don't think Brianna talking out both sides of her mouth about how progressive she is is particularly laudable, however, and I don't think abetting her doing so is particularly laudable either. (Also, since we aren't discussing Massie's or Lynch's progressive bona fides here, they are irrelevant to the point(s) under discussion. If you respond to this, I would appreciate it if you didn't mention them or any other candidates.)

 

[AnOminous]

As for Dimethyl Ketone, man, you came onto a troll forum and practically gift wrapped that shit for us. Really, that pic is more on you than anyone else.
Enjoy your crown of dicks.

People have done worse to @Null and he runs the site.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

Pony Trouble is going to be played hopefully this week at kiwifarms movie night, but if SplendidMeatSticks can't get it set up for tonight's movie night, we'll hopefully run it no later than next week. Warren is of course invited to join the discord and/or chat as the first honored guest director of the film being screened there probably ever in the history of the event when it is finally ran, so there's that if he gets fired at least...

Let me know if you guys need an mp4 of it.

 

[W person cow]

Let me know if you guys need an mp4 of it.

Go ahead and pirate it! Our distributor never made us a dime! We did somehow get them to make Russian and Mandarin dubbed versions though. The Chinese one is pretty good dubbing but the Russian one, omg. Apparently a common way to do "dubbing" in Russia is to have the English voices talking normally and just record one Russian dude talking OVER them, saying the words for all the parts. And for the female roles he talks in a high pitched voice.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

Go ahead and pirate it! Our distributor never made us a dime! We did somehow get them to make Russian and Mandarin dubbed versions though. The Chinese one is pretty good dubbing but the Russian one, omg. Apparently a common way to do "dubbing" in Russia is to have the English voices talking normally and just record one Russian dude talking OVER them, saying the words for all the parts. And for the female roles he talks in a high pitched voice.

Finally you reply to me! So am I forgiven for giving you what you asked for, or what? We cool? Friends?

EDiT: How did your meeting with Brianna go? Please go into details for us. Thanks in advance!

 

[W person cow]

Why don't you like me?

Because I am "sensitive" or "wussy" or whatever? IDK I think most people who aren't extremely hardened edgelords would be grossed out by a pic like that. But I could be wrong. With all my fearlessness and IDGAF about a lot of things, I also get grossed out easily I guess. And cry easily too as you all know, lol.
But I forgive you I guess. Bleah.

It's because of my review of Pony Trouble, isn't it? You say it wasn't a snuff film but well...... I watched it (much of it twice) and I didn't get the vibe that it was anything but edgy gore rage porn , with a superslut character in the middle for no reason with jizz on the camera for regular porn people too. I think a lot of it was really stupid and I can't say I enjoy it, but damnit I admire you for sticking with it.
You probably realized maybe 1/4 into that movie that it was going to be utter shit, and you tried to stick with it and make it as wacky and as you could. You stuck with it and worked your ass on because, damnit, you believe we need to have cult mind control murder films about ponies, and nothing is gonna stop you from getting that message out to the masses! Nobody else will do it, you gotta step up and you did and that's damn impressive to me.

Awww! For such a bad movie that's a pretty dang good review! Thank you!
I had to put Super Slut and the "no-reason vampire" in there. A bunch of distributors declined to carry it because of Super Slut, and my crew got really angry about the no-reason vampire. But some things need to be done.

Since this is an impersonal means of communication I can't shove a binder full of research into your hands, you have to want to click on it and :thoughtful: starting from a neutral perspective..

Thank you! You gotta meet people where they are at!

Or it wasn't the dick picks was it? Because yhou did keep asking for it. That's your made up narrative I was supporting. I made it abundantly clear that there was :islamic::islamic: and put it in a spoiler tag with warnings all over that the inside was going to be the requested dick pick. If you didn't want to see it, you wouldn't have clicked it. Maybe there's some struggle right now between the Fooled Warren and the Enlightened Warren wanting to come out... I'll throw a bone to the fool and give them the opportunity to instead act enlightened. Judging by your response not being somerthing like "lol goyz, ok I probably shouldn't have mentioned it so much. Haha" you're reaching like "Ohhh nooo how could this happen I'm such a victim these guys are so mean..." Just.... putting it out there.

BS, you totally rickrolled me with that spoiler. Maybe it was obvious but I ain't always too bright. And yeccch. I thought Robby's trolls were gross enough drawing dicks on him with MS Paint, but photoshop makes it so much grosser.

Not saying I'm a victim but you *are* mean. Not as mean as Stephen Lynch though, so that "makes it okay" lol.

Also, I am going to continue to act like a fool at least 50% of the time, no matter how "enlightened" I get on one topic or another. That's just like, fate.

Spoilers for those who dont watch the Pony Trouble viewing: I play a small acting role in my own movie as "Dave".
He's a shy, nerdy, kinda cowardly guy who buttons his shirts up to the very top button. And gets his head sawed off with a wood saw.

 

[AprilRains]

BS, you totally rickrolled me with that spoiler. Maybe it was obvious but I ain't always too bright.

Dude, srsly? I knew what was behind the spoiler tag before I even thought about clicking it.

Where are you buying your meth in Malden? You are not getting the good stuff! You know that pharmacy/laundromat on Pleasant Street nearish to City Hall? Buy your shit there. Tell them April sent you.

 

[W person cow]

I will explain how my meeting went later on, when I'm able to figure out how to explain it, or even comprehend it really. To be continued. You can see pics from the meeting on my FB feed but they don't really explain. But I will explain. Later.

Dude, srsly? I knew what was behind the spoiler tag before I even thought about clicking it.

Where are you buying your meth in Malden? You are not getting the good stuff! You know that pharmacy/laundromat on Pleasant Street nearish to City Hall? Buy your shit there. Tell them April sent you.

I don't think anybody said I was a genius

 

[AprilRains]

I don't think anybody said I was a genius

The meth recommendation still stands. That dude is first rate.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

Because I am "sensitive" or "wussy" or whatever? IDK I think most people who aren't extremely hardened edgelords would be grossed out by a pic like that. But I could be wrong. With all my fearlessness and IDGAF about a lot of things, I also get grossed out easily I guess. And cry easily too as you all know, lol.
But I forgive you I guess. Bleah.

<3 <3 <3!! It's a form of endearment around these parts, as others have mentioned.

Awww! For such a bad movie that's a pretty dang good review! Thank you!
I had to put Super Slut and the "no-reason vampire" in there. A bunch of distributors declined to carry it because of Super Slut, and my crew got really angry about the no-reason vampire. But some things need to be done.

That wasn't my review, but I Was the one that reviewed it maybe 20 pages ago in this thread.

BS, you totally rickrolled me with that spoiler. Maybe it was obvious but I ain't always too bright. And yeccch. I thought Robby's trolls were gross enough drawing dicks on him with MS Paint, but photoshop makes it so much grosser.

Nooo way, I put something like "And because you asked so nicely for a dick pick:" right before the spoiler. You aren't pooling a fast one on me here.

Also, I didn't use photoshop, I used the GNU Image Manipulation Program (GIMP), because I'm cool and maybe :powerlevel::powerlevel: am involved with open source...

I even fucked up the cut and you can see there's a big triangle cut out of the dick going into your eye. I thought with that picture it actually worked really well, as if you were getting dicked hard and reacting. Even if you won't admit it, I know it made you smile

Not saying I'm a victim but you *are* mean. Not as mean as Stephen Lynch though, so that "makes it okay" lol.

I treat others as I'd like to be treated. Most everyone tells me how nice I am, so I'm not sure how we got off on the wrong foot that you think I'm "mean." Is it because I keep pushinng you to admit the truth about John Flynt?

Also, I am going to continue to act like a fool at least 50% of the time, no matter how "enlightened" I get on one topic or another. That's just like, fate.

I wasn't talking about you being enlightened on dicks here, btw. I was moreso saying something else...


Anyway.... I feel like this post is low on the lolcow content, so....

Hewwo.

 

[polonium]

Not a 'hate club' or 'the bad guys' necessarily but just y'know, 'some thirsty ass people who are weirdly obsessed with Brianna and drawing dicks' lol.

This is an enormous forum, and Brianna is one relatively tiny part of it. Just because you're only reading one thread doesn't mean that's all there is.
Also you kept suggesting the dicks, you disingenuous little cunt. Stop crying because you got what you asked for.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Another STRAIGHT WHITE MAN shaming a woman for her beliefs, simply disgraceful.

Hey @W person cow , check it out! John has no problem grandstanding about "credit where credit is due" but can't even bring himself to recognise you personally! What a bold leader!