Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

[Dimethyl Ketone]

Oh come on Warren @W person cow you go on and on about getting a good photodicking so I spent 5 minutes to do a piss-poor job of dicking and now that killed your curiosity? Not the fact that your life is a lie following Scampaigna Wu around and doing all her work... no. It was the dicks that scared you away. You foresaw the dicks in a crystal ball and that's why you've avoided posting in Brianna's thread altogether, avoided reading the lolcow wiki, answering anyones questions, because we're big meanies?

You had a big warm welcome here with a multitude of folks, myself included, trying to save your career and standing in politics but you've chosen to only focus on your own vanity. We're a hate club because we tell the truth and pulled back the proverbial curtain on the wizard pulling your strings, and that makes us the bad guys?

There's just no winning with you is there?

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Wait, why are we on ponies now?

I swear to fuck, it's like talking to someone on speed. Every post is just this rambling string of consciousness. Something about "wahoo, progressives, and I'm probably immature but lolposters and dick photoshops, my friend made a TV show once, I did a bunch of buttshots, MLP wooo!"

Do you think we should call someone, or just have him take a deep breath? I've heard Concerta does wonders.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator]

I'm loling hard at realization that Warren came here thinking that we are bunch of dumb shitposters with whom he can have funny a convo. Instead, he was told to grow the fuck up, and he got upset that we are not all fun and games. Yes, Warren, at least some of us mean business here. We are striving for the Truth in the world were the Absurd rules, and we want Order despite the crazy motherfucking Hatters running everywhere. (I'm not sure about everyone, but I think at least some people on KF are like that)

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

I'm loling hard at realization that Warren came here thinking that we are bunch of dumb shitposters with whom he can have funny a convo. Instead, he was told to grow the fuck up, and he got upset that we are not all fun and games. Yes, Warren, at least some of us mean business here. We are striving for the Truth in the world were the Absurd rules, and we want Order despite the crazy motherfucker Hatters running everywhere. (I'm not sure about everyone, but I think at least some people on KF are like that)

Well... he could smarten up and do a flip-flop and shitpost with us, but instead he's trying every avenue to write us off. I mean fuck there's a lot of folks here who would support a Warren campaign but he won't do it (yet).

Since I'm in quite a video-posting mood, here's another one I think also sums up Warren's life. Last 30 seconds is when he finds the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I think City Council in 2019 makes a lot more sense. I do not live in the 8th, although I lived there part of my life and spend a lot of time there now. If you hate Brianna but do not like the other candidates either, I recommend writing in Kevin Higgins, as he lives in the 8th and cares a lot about income inequality.
Although I would love to be a U.S. Congressman some day, I would like to start with a lower office first. It was really hard just to get elected City Committeeperson and get around all the red tape and different personalities and coalitions and rules and attitudes and people. I had to learn a LOT about Malden.

Warren, it will apparently come as big news to you that you don't have to live in the House district you represent. It's in this document we Kiwis like to call the Constitution of the United States. You might want to read it one day. But don't worry too much about this lapse; your boss hasn't read it either, a fact he inadvertently reveals on a regular basis.

And you should definitely be on the ballot. How many voters know Rep. Lynch's first name. You could win, especially if you tell the Irish voters that you're a Leprechaun, a claim that your appearance does not contradict.

 

[W person cow]

Call me crazy but IMO Dimethyl Ketone is a pretty unpleasant person lol. I read the wiki before I even found this site.
And folks who are going to insist I not prioritize things like me working and sleeping, and make carefully answering every question my new full time job, are going to be disappointed.

Not a 'hate club' or 'the bad guys' necessarily but just y'know, 'some thirsty ass people who are weirdly obsessed with Brianna and drawing dicks' lol.

Ask a question, you losers. Have some curiosity instead of whining about some previous question without repeating it. I got a meeting in 35 minutes.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Call me crazy but IMO Dimethyl Ketone is a pretty unpleasant person lol. I read the wiki before I even found this site.
And folks who are going to insist I not prioritize things like me working and sleeping, and make carefully answering every question my new full time job, are going to be disappointed.

Not a 'hate club' or 'the bad guys' necessarily but just y'know, 'some thirsty ass people who are weirdly obsessed with Brianna and drawing dicks' lol.

Ask a question, you losers. Have some curiosity instead of whining about some previous question without repeating it. I got a meeting in 35 minutes.

Oh, now you're gonna get pissy and you want a question, yeah? Alright, here's your fucking question:

Why come into a forum to seek attention, sperg about nothing for pages, then act like a prick when you get it? Maybe you don't get this, but you're sort of on our turf here, so to speak. If we're not adequately kissing your ass, do feel free to fuck off, your novelty has worn thin.

As for Dimethyl Ketone, man, you came onto a troll forum and practically gift wrapped that shit for us. Really, that pic is more on you than anyone else.
Enjoy your crown of dicks.

 

[Prussian Blue]

Ask a question, you losers. Have some curiosity instead of whining about some previous question without repeating it. I got a meeting in 35 minutes.

Apologies if it's been asked before but I didn't see it. Does Brianna or Frank know you are on here? What do they think of you coming here?

Also how dare you, Dimethyl Ketone is pleasant as fudge

 

[W person cow]

Warren, it will apparently come as big news to you that you don't have to live in the House district you represent. It's in this document we Kiwis like to call the Constitution of the United States. You might want to read it one day. But don't worry too much about this lapse; your boss hasn't read it either, a fact he inadvertently reveals on a regular basis.

And you should definitely be on the ballot. How many voters know Rep. Lynch's first name. You could win, especially if you tell the Irish voters that you're a Leprechaun, a claim that your appearance does not contradict.

I'm aware that I'm constitutionally able to run for the 8th. You can write in Vermin Supreme too if you want. You just asked if I was interested, and I'm not interested.

Oh, now you're gonna get pissy and you want a question, yeah? Alright, here's your fucking question:

Why come into a forum to seek attention, sperg about nothing for pages, then act like a prick when you get it? Maybe you don't get this, but you're sort of on our turf here, so to speak. If we're not adequately kissing your ass, do feel free to fuck off, your novelty has worn thin.

As for Dimethyl Ketone, man, you came onto a troll forum and practically gift wrapped that shit for us. Really, that pic is more on you than anyone else.
Enjoy your crown of dicks.

Turf or not, I think I'll be just as rude as anybody else. I'm pretty rude in 'real life' anyway.
If you get bored, you get bored.
As to why, novelty? Morbid curiosity? I never had such a big heckler section before. Especially one with intermittent compliments. It's odd.

Apologies if it's been asked before but I didn't see it. Does Brianna or Frank know you are on here? What do they think of you coming here?

Also how dare you, Dimethyl Ketone is pleasant as fudge

No, but I expect they're about to find out after this meeting in a few minutes. Brianna mentioned this thread to me before I think, months ago, but I didn't really realize what she meant about "my own thread", and didn't look it up until I randomly came across it much later.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

No, but I expect they're about to find out after this meeting in a few minutes. Brianna mentioned this thread to me before I think, months ago, but I didn't really realize what she meant about "my own thread", and didn't look it up until I randomly came across it much later.

Wait, why would this meeting let them know that you've been posting on here? What's going on and what are you about to do?

Oh shit, kiddo, you may have just fucked up real bad.

 

[Karellen]

Expect a post today from Brianna along the lines of “one of my 600 campaign volunteers quit today because gamergate and Steve Bannon and the alt right harassed her. If elected I will force myself into a subcommittee and hold hearings to prevent this. Also gibs me $$$”

 

[W person cow]

Wait, why would this meeting let them know that you've been posting on here? What's going on and what are you about to do?

Oh shit, kiddo, you may have just fucked up real bad.

Well what the hey, YOLO right?
If it turns out that y'all are right and Brianna is evil and not really progressive, she was at least fun to work for. A lot of these politicians are boring as crap AND not really progressive AND the pay is bad AND... ugh, just not interesting. If y'all are right, I am about to get in a heck load of trouble. If not 100% right, I will be back with juicy tidbits and the story of a very strange meeting.

 

[Prussian Blue]

Well what the hey, YOLO right?
If it turns out that y'all are right and Brianna is evil and not really progressive, she was at least fun to work for. A lot of these politicians are boring as crap AND not really progressive AND the pay is bad AND... ugh, just not interesting. If y'all are right, I am about to get in a heck load of trouble. If not 100% right, I will be back with juicy tidbits and the story of a very strange meeting.

This was the best answer to my question I could have hoped for. Thanks for answering and if she gives you hell, don't cry and stand up for yourself. Then return here and spill the beans. Good luck

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Well what the hey, YOLO right?
If it turns out that y'all are right and Brianna is evil and not really progressive, she was at least fun to work for. A lot of these politicians are boring as crap AND not really progressive AND the pay is bad AND... ugh, just not interesting. If y'all are right, I am about to get in a heck load of trouble. If not 100% right, I will be back with juicy tidbits and the story of a very strange meeting.

Can't argue that.
Godspeed, you absolute fucking trainwreck.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Oh shit, is my shitpost thread about to get a redemption arc?

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I'm aware that I'm constitutionally able to run for the 8th. You can write in Vermin Supreme too if you want. You just asked if I was interested, and I'm not interested.

My apologies. I mistook your inarticulateness for ignorance. I wish I could promise that it won't happen again, but your fluency in gibberish makes that unlikely.

 

[Eli Whitney]

Call me crazy but IMO Dimethyl Ketone is a pretty unpleasant person lol. I read the wiki before I even found this site.
And folks who are going to insist I not prioritize things like me working and sleeping, and make carefully answering every question my new full time job, are going to be disappointed.

Not a 'hate club' or 'the bad guys' necessarily but just y'know, 'some thirsty ass people who are weirdly obsessed with Brianna and drawing dicks' lol.

Ask a question, you losers. Have some curiosity instead of whining about some previous question without repeating it. I got a meeting in 35 minutes.

Hi Warren. Although I was the one pushing for it, I just want to point out that Mr. Ketone was the one who initially came up with the write-in idea, so despite what you might think, he clearly has confidence in you and supports you. In some circles, drawing dicks on people and then posting that to the internet is sometimes seen as an insult or some kind of affront. Here on Kiwi Farms, that's simply not the case. Think of the picture with the dick on it it as a gesture of endearment, and the one with multiple dicks just a lot more of the same.

Also, thanks for confirming that John reads this! We all knew he did, however this is the first time it was directly confirmed by someone in his immediate circle. It's really nice having you here! Perhaps you could get John to do an ask me anything type of thread?

 

[David_cadbury]

Good luck, Warren!

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

Call me crazy but IMO Dimethyl Ketone is a pretty unpleasant person lol.

Why don't you like me?

It's because of my review of Pony Trouble, isn't it? You say it wasn't a snuff film but well...... I watched it (much of it twice) and I didn't get the vibe that it was anything but edgy gore rage porn , with a superslut character in the middle for no reason with jizz on the camera for regular porn people too. I think a lot of it was really stupid and I can't say I enjoy it, but damnit I admire you for sticking with it.
You probably realized maybe 1/4 into that movie that it was going to be utter shit, and you tried to stick with it and make it as wacky and as you could. You stuck with it and worked your ass on because, damnit, you believe we need to have cult mind control murder films about ponies, and nothing is gonna stop you from getting that message out to the masses! Nobody else will do it, you gotta step up and you did and that's damn impressive to me.

I'm completely self-made myself and thus I empathize with that aspect of you. All I've tried to do here is to appeal with some part of you that can empathize with me, and well.... for a lot of folks that's the truth. But you're really involved in not looking at it, and since this is an impersonal means of communication I can't shove a binder full of research into your hands, you have to want to click on it and :thoughtful: starting from a neutral perspective..

Or it wasn't the dick picks was it? Because yhou did keep asking for it. That's your made up narrative I was supporting. I made it abundantly clear that there was :islamic::islamic: and put it in a spoiler tag with warnings all over that the inside was going to be the requested dick pick. If you didn't want to see it, you wouldn't have clicked it. Maybe there's some struggle right now between the Fooled Warren and the Enlightened Warren wanting to come out... I'll throw a bone to the fool and give them the opportunity to instead act enlightened. Judging by your response not being somerthing like "lol goyz, ok I probably shouldn't have mentioned it so much. Haha" you're reaching like "Ohhh nooo how could this happen I'm such a victim these guys are so mean..." Just.... putting it out there.

EDIT: minor formatting. I'm leaving the typos to be an edgelord.

 

[autism420]

@W person cow what do you think Brianna's gross fake vagina looks like?