Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Dr. Merkwurdichliebe said:
About the golf ball: You heard wrong. A golf ball fired from a gun would not reach orbital velocity on the moon, much less escape velocity. To fire rocks from the moon to the Earth, you would need rockets or a rail gun. But your boss still claims that dropping them will get the job done.
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Escape velocity from the Moon is 2.38 km/sec. A bullet fired from a rifle ranges from .550 km/s to 1.25 km/s. Even with the most generous assumptions, such as that a golf ball is somehow optimized like a bullet and would actually hit 1.25 km/s, that's nowhere near enough to hit escape velocity.
 
AnOminous said:
Escape velocity from the Moon is 2.38 km/sec. A bullet fired from a rifle ranges from .550 km/s to 1.25 km/s. Even with the most generous assumptions, such as that a golf ball is somehow optimized like a bullet and would actually hit 1.25 km/s, that's nowhere near enough to hit escape velocity.
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I should have been more clear. I was just engaging in a Gedankenspiel in which Elon Musk is on the moon firing a rifle that has been chambered in golf-ball caliber. The sights are set on Boston. The golf ball will strike with the force of hundreds of hydrogen bombs. Heinlein says so.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
What tends to be the reaction of working class people when you lay out these issues? Would mind being a little bit more specific about what you might tell them?

Also apologise for double posting. You can edit your own posts and combine shit if you want to answer something else that came up later.
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Verified users cannot edit posts to prevent DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING mode from being enacted. Let's not bully Warren over something he has no privilege to control, just report to Smutley so the kill count goes up.

I've moved you up two points on my personal scale of respect Warren. I even appreciate how you hold man of the people Representative Lynch's feet to the fire. Please keep it up and come back as often as you like to give us precious content, your candid photos of your candidate are some of my favorites so far!

W person cow said:
I will be back to answer more questions, but...I am not gone, just working.


Lol, I will sue you for making the frogs gay!
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One of us, one of us...

W person cow said:
It's me and Frank and Brianna, and two other staffers who are less thick skinned than me and would probably be horrified to find out about troll sites like this.
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Would be a damn shame for them to find out the nice reception you got here while we type about people running for public office by going over their posted content they put on the internet, what a horrible thing that is! Also: "No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you." It's literally on top of every page of the forum Warren, we just want to laugh and watch the show.
 
I love Warren even more now for coming here and his dedication too. But we know he’s nuts and nobody here will convince him to see the light.

I still would like to thank @W person cow for his valiant efforts in uploading candids like these of Brianna that I assume he did not run past her before posting.
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An Ghost said:
I love Warren even more now for coming here and his dedication too. But we know he’s nuts and nobody here will convince him to see the light.

I still would like to thank @W person cow for his valiant efforts in uploading candids like these of Brianna that I assume he did not run past her before posting.
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I suspect that Flynt/Wu's busy vacation schedule -- paid for with campaign funds, of course -- has kept him from keeping close tabs on Warren. When Tranny Nosferatu finds out that Warren is posting here, there's gonna be a come-to-Satan meeting that Warren won't soon forget. The camera function on Warren's phone will be disabled after the Christian baby is sacrificed.
 
An Ghost said:
I love Warren even more now for coming here and his dedication too. But we know he’s nuts and nobody here will convince him to see the light.

I still would like to thank @W person cow for his valiant efforts in uploading candids like these of Brianna that I assume he did not run past her before posting.
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I can't believe he does the Wu snarl even in a candid.
 
Warren, I'd be interested in knowing if the Wu's know you post here and what their thoughts on that are? Your interactions here have been very enlightening and you seem to want the best for the people in your district, which is laudable no matter what politician you support or work for. Thanks for making this thread more interesting.
 
BFUNKED said:
Warren, I'd be interested in knowing if the Wu's know you post here and what their thoughts on that are?
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Please, don't ruin a good thing. Brianna's entire existence and reputation is built upon lie after lie after lie. The truth is her greatest enemy. You can already imagine her reaction to knowing that Warren "KNOWS WHO I AMMMMMMMMMM"

"THOSE GAMERGATERS ARE ALL LYING TROLLS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

He's a big boy. He doesn't need her permission.
 
There's something very endearing about Warren. There's quite clearly a healthy portion of naïveté involved, but I believe he truly cares about and is motivated by progressive ideals far more than Brianna or Frank ever have. Warren has appeared to make far more of an effort on Wu's campaign in a few months than she has actually made in a few years. Dude has some personal issues, but a little self-awareness goes a long way.

Reminds me a bit of a friend of mine who put his heart and soul into the Kucinich campaign in 2007. Now, Kucinich was a legitimate candidate, far more than Wu certainly, but my friend put his heart and soul into his volunteer work and really believed that Kucinich would prevail in the primaries. I mostly just scoffed and joked about it (and I'm not a progressive), but a part of me really admired him for being able to put so much of himself into something he believed, to have so much faith in something, reason be damned. When the campaign eventually collapsed, my friend was devastated and was so down afterwards that it eventually cost him his long-term girlfriend. I took a week off work to travel to where he lived to go to some beer festivals and brewery tours, which cheered him up.
 
Every time a lolcow comes here and doesn't immediately start tarding out everywhere, the majority of the users get all doe-eyed and start treating it like an internet petting zoo.

Warren ain't gonna suddenly snap out of it and realise he's being paid a pittance by a grimacing, dickless liar. He either already knows and doesn't care or is too dumb to pick it up even if you spoon-feed it to him. The answer to every confronting question so far has been "She's a progressive! Golly, you guys only focus on the mean stuff!" when we all know Brianna isn't progressive and isn't even a she.

That said I do encourage him to take more candid photos and carry on posting, because I don't think he's going to be able to keep himself from dropping more hilarious details and I never get tired of looking at that lunatic snarl
 
He's not really an Official Cow© though, more of a cow-victim!

I have a lot of sympathy for those enthralled by the gawky lich queen.
 
It's true, I'm not going to snap out of anything. I think Brianna is progressive and fun to work with. Maybe a bit silly or eccentric sometimes but so am I.
There are a couple of fun new progressives on the team with me now too, so it's going to be extra fun this week. We are doing a bunch of events this week and I will have pictures. Including an appearance by the Mysterious Chris Voehl!
And y'all will make fun of everything. But I think that haters and trolls are really closet fans. And I think Brianna's campaign, whether you think it's "fake" or not, has already pushed Stephen Lynch to the left in some ways.
It definitely makes him really mad at me every time he sees me! If nothing else, seeing him get all mad and confused, and try to act all composed while clearly freaking out while stuttering through his BS stump speech, makes this all worthwhile on its own :)
 
polonium said:
Every time a lolcow comes here and doesn't immediately start tarding out everywhere, the majority of the users get all doe-eyed and start treating it like an internet petting zoo.

Warren ain't gonna suddenly snap out of it and realise he's being paid a pittance by a grimacing, dickless liar. He either already knows and doesn't care or is too dumb to pick it up even if you spoon-feed it to him. The answer to every confronting question so far has been "She's a progressive! Golly, you guys only focus on the mean stuff!" when we all know Brianna isn't progressive and isn't even a she.

That said I do encourage him to take more candid photos and carry on posting, because I don't think he's going to be able to keep himself from dropping more hilarious details and I never get tired of looking at that lunatic snarl
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It's more empathy than anything else, at least for me. I treat others as I'd like to be treated, and if I had gone so far down the hole that I was literally throwing away the entirety of my potential for the benefit of someone who sees me as a used cum tissue, I'd want someone to at least try to help me.

Sure, there's almost zero chance that anything will change; you can't change people's minds. I can give a tree water and sunshine but I cannot make it grow.

At best we can hope for is maybe when this whole thing comes crashing down and Warren realizes what's going on after he's been thrashed and thrown to the curb, as has happened to every.single.person. in the lost history of Brianna's abuse, he may not feel the whole world is against him and kill himself.. Just maybe then he will be able to walk away with wasted time, a dead career, soiled future, and a mountain of enemies, but still alive... rather than finding solace in the rope.
 
Haha or maybe I'll find ponies. How to you do a haha react? They only have optimistic. I like the rainbows. I might optimistic-react everybody's posts. You all seem so sad. I'm pretty poor but at least I'm happy. I liked the Dennis Kucinich story. Dennis is pretty cool, I like him. Brianna's ego is no bigger than any typical politician's or the other minor celebs and would-be celebs I've worked for. And I think she's fun, kind and generous. As to the campaign being fake, I can tell you Brianna has been to at least 2/3 of the events I have been to, while spending the rest of the time raising money so that I can get paid to run around doing progressive things and ruining Stephen Lynch's day. And Imran. And Secret Dude. And my two other progressive friends whom you probably think are fake but I'll take some selfies with this week if they let me. Not everybody is a thick skinned radio sidekick like me who is used to looking like a fool and being made fun of. She might be rich and there is a class divide sometimes. But she's kind to people when they're nice to her. I'm sure some people baited her into getting angry and acting silly sometimes. That happens to me too, I have a wicked temper.

But you should see how Stephen Lynch looks when you make him angry!! He is kind of a lolcow himself. Like this 70 year old Orville Redenbacher crossed with Whitey Bulger, but also really drunk, stupid and racist.
 
W person cow said:
Haha or maybe I'll find ponies. How to you do a haha react? They only have optimistic. I like the rainbows. I might optimistic-react everybody's posts. You all seem so sad. I'm pretty poor but at least I'm happy. I liked the Dennis Kucinich story. Dennis is pretty cool, I like him. Brianna's ego is no bigger than any typical politician's or the other minor celebs and would-be celebs I've worked for. And I think she's fun, kind and generous. As to the campaign being fake, I can tell you Brianna has been to at least 2/3 of the events I have been to, while spending the rest of the time raising money so that I can get paid to run around doing progressive things and ruining Stephen Lynch's day. And Imran. And Secret Dude. And my two other progressive friends whom you probably think are fake but I'll take some selfies with this week if they let me. Not everybody is a thick skinned radio sidekick like me who is used to looking like a fool and being made fun of. She might be rich and there is a class divide sometimes. But she's kind to people when they're nice to her. I'm sure some people baited her into getting angry and acting silly sometimes. That happens to me too, I have a wicked temper.

But you should see how Stephen Lynch looks when you make him angry!! He is kind of a lolcow himself. Like this 70 year old Orville Redenbacher crossed with Whitey Bulger, but also really drunk, stupid and racist.
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Take more candid photos of Brianna! We like seeing them, it reminds us that she's a real person.

Also shine on you crazy diamond.
 
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