Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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break these cuffs said:
The "startled numale" is the solo version of the hoverhand. Just quit being a faggot and take a picture like a normal person. Don't smile in your pictures if your fake smile looks dumb or make yourself chuckle to get something more natural looking.
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Wait is THAT what the hoverhand meant? I never understood why people did that; it always really confused me.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Yeah we've got a 10-66 in the main lobby, over

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uh oh.

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UselessRubberKeyboard said:
Pretty sure somewhere earlier in the thread Warren's mum told him there was no way he was related to Stephen Lynch. Something was mentioned about not being from Irish immigrant stock like Stephen, so Warren decided he must be a distant cousin from generations back instead.

Edit: there's a quote from his aunt saying if they're related, it's from the 1850s and something to do with a murder. It's on page 1 of this thread. It's pretty safe to say no-one in Warren's family humour his insane idea that he's Stephen's cousin.
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Right, I think it's totally obvious that it's not true, that Warren got that sad puppy look in his eyes, and his mom said something like, "Oh yeah, you know way back 150 years ago one of your great uncles got in a fight and killed another family member, and the family split up into two sides and stopped talking to eachother. That's why we never have any family reunions or anything together."

I really don't think she or anyone in the family believes it, but Warren still feels the need to pull out his camera whilst driving and stalk Lynch so he can finally tell him "who['s] his faddah"



Peace and Harmony said:
True lol-cow love :heart-full:

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Holy crap... I remember him describing her as "crazy" and "scary", but I thought he was just internalizing some emotional abuser.... Warren, how could I doubt you?

To be fair, having endured the insight into Warren's wacko mind, his written/directed/produced "movie", Pony Trouble (link a few pages back)... well it's always heart-warming when someone finds the embodiment of their true inner desires and fantasies. I wonder how often he thinks about her using that scythe and beheading him in order to rape his severed head in a van. [NOTE: The preceding :islamic::islamic::islamic: is not sourced from my head, but directly taken 1:1 from "Pony Trouble" and makes for about half of Warren's screentime]
 
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