Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Dimethyl Ketone said:
That last comment though....

"I have a cousin that's a lesbian who gave birth to a biracial child (on purpose)"

I just.... don't know where to begin.
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I'm so glad she clarified that her friend wasn't raped by a niggo, because obviously that was the first thing anyone would think. Right?
 
Crosspost. Seen any more money from the campaign, Warren?

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Whatever happens with the campaign, I really hope to see an on-going role for Warren in the Wu Universe. He is a great sidekick. There is something in it for everyone. He get's to be part of a campaign for a "true progressive", his antics are really entertaining to us here -- so it's great for us, and John gets someone else, besides Frank, to publicly emasculate. It's really a win-win all around.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
When the soy DOESN'T kick in

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Seeing "try to act normal" right underneath him talking about plans to drive distracted is hilarious. I hope you have bluetooth Warren because there is a very specific bill outlining how you can use your cell phone while driving that will likely pass the house and get signed by the governor this session. Why would he be trying to avoid Lynch staffers? He thirsts harder after Stephen Lynch than Queen of Pole does after Null. According to Warren himself they try to avoid him and the picture he took while driving is proof! This idiot is going to get into an accident while doing campaign work, John is going to milk it for pity, and Warren is going to go apeshit in the hospital when Lynch's agents try to spike his jello with mind control drugs.
 
Eli Whitney said:
Whatever happens with the campaign, I really hope to see an on-going role for Warren in the Wu Universe. He is a great sidekick. There is something in it for everyone. He get's to be part of a campaign for a "true progressive", his antics are really entertaining to us here -- so it's great for us, and John gets someone else, besides Frank, to publicly emasculate. It's really a win-win all around.
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He's the abused sidekick Skeletor always had.

ISP said:
This guy is one of the most interesting people I have come across on KF. Granted I'm not an oldfag here or whatever but this dude is just tons of fun!
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I find it hard not to like this weird fucker on some level. I am increasingly hopeful that he actually gets John on the ballot, something I previously thought was impossible.
 
Warren was quite involved with the (a?) Vermin Supreme campaign, including making promotional videos for it. If you dig far enough back on his Facebook you can find Warren being equally as enthusiastic & sincere about Vermin as he is about Wu.
 
lindsayfan said:
Warren was quite involved with the (a?) Vermin Supreme campaign, including making promotional videos for it. If you dig far enough back on his Facebook you can find Warren being equally as enthusiastic & sincere about Vermin as he is about Wu.
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Warren's effervescent enthusiasm isn't the only similarity between their campaigns.
 
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