Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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We should all chip in 10 bucks each to send Wu's only campaign staffer off to DC for the better part of a week. Wu can add it to the list of ways he's responsible for her not getting on the ballot.
 
AnOminous said:
I tried to hate him
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Me too, I tried to hate him simply through association with Flu, but like @Bassomatic said, Flu treats Warren like she treats her dogs, and I feel bad for those dogs daily. I guess that puts Warren in the same category.

One thing I am wondering about, is how bad the fallout is going to be for Warren when Flu inevitably doesn't get on the ballot? Will she just ignore Warren (pretty much what she does now)? Or will he be a monster on par with GobberGoober and Jace?
 
Norvic said:
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We should all chip in 10 bucks each to send Wu's only campaign staffer off to DC for the better part of a week. Wu can add it to the list of ways he's responsible for her not getting on the ballot.
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Warren has officially checked out. Anything he can squeeze out of Wu now is just gravy. I’m sure Bri is thrilled the only dope he has collecting signatures wants to leave the state for four days.

Pocket_Sand! said:
Me too, I tried to hate him simply through association with Flu, but like @Bassomatic said, Flu treats Warren like she treats her dogs, and I feel bad for those dogs daily. I guess that puts Warren in the same category.

One thing I am wondering about, is how bad the fallout is going to be for Warren when Flu inevitably doesn't get on the ballot? Will she just ignore Warren (pretty much what she does now)? Or will he be a monster on par with GobberGoober and Jace?
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Bri will absolutely blame the “staff” for its failure. I don’t think Warren will retaliate.
 
I'm not surprised people are apparently calling the cops on him. He looks like the most stereotypical junkie ever.
 
Ruin said:
I'm not surprised people are apparently calling the cops on him. He looks like the most stereotypical junkie ever.
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I think their first thought is he might be some sort of cosplayer of Shaggy from Scooby Doo. And really I suspect that once you meet Warren, you resist the urge to actually taze him or call the cops. He's so incredibly pathetic that most probably just give him some loose change to get a hot cup of soup and maybe a better haircut.
 
RodgerDodger said:
And really I suspect that once you meet Warren, you resist the urge to actually taze him or call the cops. He's so incredibly pathetic that most probably just give him some loose change to get a hot cup of soup and maybe a better haircut.
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"And don't spend it on liquor, son."
 
I suspect that this revolution WILL be televised for its sheer embarrassment.

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You're losing it, boy.

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AnOminous said:
I tried to hate him, but I can't. His puppy-like naivete has a certain charm to it, as nuts as he is. You get the impression he could actually get shit done if given a little direction, but unfortunately he's hitched his star to a completely apathetic sociopathic pathological liar like John. John is coming across like a cartoon villain mistreating his dumb but affable henchman. You can bet John will blame this poor dude when he doesn't get on the ballot, despite the fact that John didn't even lift a finger to promote his own fake campaign.
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I can't hate him either. That optimism against all odds is really fucking endearing. That, and he does look like a cocker spaniel.
 
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