Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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This campaign was always as stillborn as Natalie's decomposing foetus and it's doubly hilarious to see the merest handful of morons flail about in desperation at this stage in the game.

Thanks for the laughs, John. I really mean it.
 
Yellow Yam Scam said:
Has anyone discussed the possibility that it was Lynch who produced those shitty campaign videos that Wu posted before?
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I've definitely got a deep memory of someone posting on here that Warren was involved, but I have little faith in that memory.

I've looked at the dates Brianna shared her ridiculous campaign videos on YT and had a look at Warren's FB. Warren didn't share them or discuss them at all and I have little doubt that he'd have been sharing them like crazy if he was involved. That too isn't a reliable indicator though because Brianna tends to share things at odd time and I wouldn't put it past her to have posted a vid on YT a month after posting it somewhere else.

All the searches I did trying to find Warren mentioning Brianna's vids drew a blank.
 
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Isn’t there some threshold of candidacy you must reach before the FEC and the IRS permit you to book or write off things as “campaign expenses”? I’m fairly certain that qualifying to be on the ballot is one of those. Otherwise any random raving maniac can claim to be a politician in order to perform creative accounting. I wonder if anyone has told the Wu Cru?
 
RodgerDodger said:
Isn’t there some threshold of candidacy you must reach before the FEC and the IRS permit you to book or write off things as “campaign expenses”? I’m fairly certain that qualifying to be on the ballot is one of those. Otherwise any random raving maniac can claim to be a politician in order to perform creative accounting. I wonder if anyone has told the Wu Cru?
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You have to file a committee, which they have done. Plenty of random raving maniacs claim to have campaigns (see Augustus Sol Invictus). Ballots aren't set until a month or so before the election so everyone would be screwed if that were the case.
 
SkeletonBias420 said:
You have to file a committee, which they have done. Plenty of random raving maniacs claim to have campaigns (see Augustus Sol Invictus). Ballots aren't set until a month or so before the election so everyone would be screwed if that were the case.
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You’re not quite grasping what I mean. The FEC has what they view as acceptable thresholds. You can’t file a Committee, claim to have spent $5 million in order to only get 50 Nominating signatures, and launder that money as a tax loss. It’s not what you are allowed to spend up front. But how much you are permitted to write off for what in the final accounting. Which doesn’t come due till after Election Day. The FEC will look at Balloting expenses, nominating and primary expenses etc. and unless you can show a real operation with extremely transparent and unquestionable ledgers they will restrict how much you can claim for each activity.
 
RodgerDodger said:
You’re not quite grasping what I mean. The FEC has what they view as acceptable thresholds. You can’t file a Committee, claim to have spent $5 million in order to only get 50 Nominating signatures, and launder that money as a tax loss. It’s not what you are allowed to spend up front. But how much you are permitted to write off for what in the final accounting. Which doesn’t come due till after Election Day. The FEC will look at Balloting expenses, nominating and primary expenses etc. and unless you can show a real operation with extremely transparent and unquestionable ledgers they will restrict how much you can claim for each activity.
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She's not really doing that though. She's piddling away a few grand on autistic crap from her campaign account which the FEC isn't going to care about. The bulk of her expenditures aren't anything even that odd. They have very limited enforcement resources and putting Brianna Wu under a microscope isn't worth their time or effort. They don't penalize campaigns for losing or being incompetent.
 
Yellow Yam Scam said:
Has anyone discussed the possibility that it was Lynch who produced those shitty campaign videos that Wu posted before? Lynch supposedly has involvement in a company that does film production.
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Nah, the video guy was a friend of Frank's who helped out on the godzilla and final fight videos. Payments to him are all documented in the FEC reports.

All the other videos have the hallmarks of a Wu solo job, shitty cuts of stock/news video cut together with amateurish stock titles from Final Cut. Wu seems really proud of having mastered the basics of Final Cut Pro for some reason, she really seems to take joy with making that shit. She'd probably be on youtube if she weren't so hideous.
 
SkeletonBias420 said:
She's not really doing that though. She's piddling away a few grand on autistic crap from her campaign account which the FEC isn't going to care about. The bulk of her expenditures aren't anything even that odd. They have very limited enforcement resources and putting Brianna Wu under a microscope isn't worth their time or effort. They don't penalize campaigns for losing or being incompetent.
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To add on to this, I recently read an article where several campaigns were paying out cash to family members, their companies and themselves after the campaign was over, the candidate out of office, or even dead. The FEC wasn’t going after any of them (yet). As hilarious as it would be for the feds to crack down on John Flynt for his scam they’re not going to. He’s small potatoes.

http://www.tampabay.com/projects/20...bie-campaigns/spending-millions-after-office/
 
SkeletonBias420 said:
She's not really doing that though. She's piddling away a few grand on autistic crap from her campaign account which the FEC isn't going to care about. The bulk of her expenditures aren't anything even that odd. They have very limited enforcement resources and putting Brianna Wu under a microscope isn't worth their time or effort. They don't penalize campaigns for losing or being incompetent.
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So this is a “The Producers” scam where they’re making money from not winning?
 
Just through looking at Warren's FB I know he's been involved in confrontations with Rep Lynch, some councilman and he was also involved in some ridiculous protest at an elected officials house where the police were protecting the house. I know I'm biased against Warren, but I cannot even imagine a way that he can spin the Lynch thing as anything but him being a spastic. The councilman, Warren actually accused him of being involved with organised crime, then whined when the guy was angry and offended.

"I hope we run into lots of nice black people and none of Stephen Lynch's white thug friends."

Alienate white people with a ridiculous allegation about a Congressman in the hopes of pandering to the blacks, who will instantly think he's a stupid cracker.
 
Warren is a verifiable lolcow, and everything he touches is a nightmare of bad decisions and lack of trying.

My intuition tells me he has some really gross fapfics out there considering his obsession with Ponies.
 
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